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<font color="#ffff00">Mr Hulton's waiting for you</font>
<font color="#ffff00">in the yard, Mr Herriot.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Thank you.</font>

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Mrs Hall?

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Look at this, Mrs Hall.

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There's a hole in my
cricket flannels.<font color="#ffff00">So there is.</font>

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I can't wear them
on Sunday with a hole.

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What would Mrs Pumphrey say?

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<font color="#ffff00">It's a good thing the Lord</font>
<font color="#ffff00">invented darning then.</font> Right.

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Thank you.

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I've just been speaking to
Richard Alderson.<font color="#ffff00">Oh, aye?</font>

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Apparently, we're still a man
short for Sunday.

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It's bad enough that we've
lost our top batsman.

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Tristan, I know you're still unhappy
with me, but this - this is cricket.

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The annual Darrowby
match at Pumphrey Manor.

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You're not just punishing me,
you know,

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you're letting down the whole team.
<font color="#00ffff">Look, I told you -</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I can't play for the Darrowby 11 any</font>
<font color="#00ffff">more.</font> Oh, that's just nonsense!

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<font color="#00ffff">It's for local farmers</font>
<font color="#00ffff">and vets by invitation.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">And I, last time I checked,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">am neither.</font>

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Herriot.

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Thanks so much for coming out.
<font color="#ffff00">No trouble at all.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I understand you've a bull needs</font>
<font color="#ffff00">ringing?</font> I do indeed. This way.

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Here he is.

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This is Monty.

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Only a year old,
but he's a powerful fellow.

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<font color="#ffff00">No, I can see that!</font> We also need to
move him later today,

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so if you could sedate him
once you've got the ring in.

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<font color="#ffff00">That shouldn't be a problem.</font>

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HE GRUMBLES

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<font color="#ffff00">I will need a couple more men to</font>
<font color="#ffff00">hold him, though.</font>

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HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

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<font color="#00ffff">So, Hugh definitely said</font>
<font color="#00ffff">it was about a bull?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">That's what he said. He's got a new</font>
<font color="#ffff00">bull that needs ringing.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">And he specifically asked for James?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">He did.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">It's about Helen.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">It's got to be.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I reckon James'</font>
<font color="#00ffff">sins finally found him out.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Don't be daft.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">James has done nothing wrong.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Tell that to Hugh Hulton.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I won't be a moment.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Just going to give him an injection</font>
<font color="#ffff00">of local anaesthetic.</font>

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Don't most vets just go ahead
and punch the hole?

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<font color="#ffff00">They do...</font>
CALF GRUMBLES

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<font color="#ffff00">I find this way works better.</font>

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HE GROWLS

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<font color="#ffff00">All right, almost done...</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Easy now.</font>

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FLESH PUNCTURES

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Huh, look at that.
Didn't bother him at all.

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<font color="#ffff00">It usually works.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Now, we just need the ring...</font>

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So have I missed very much
while I've been away in France?

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<font color="#ffff00">Er, no, not that I can think of.</font>
No great Darrowby dramas to report?

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<font color="#ffff00">No, just things chugging along,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you know.</font>

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Have you seen much of Helen?

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<font color="#ffff00">No, not a great deal.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">But, well, now and again, you know.</font>

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She seems well, does she?

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<font color="#ffff00">Yes... Yes, far as I can tell.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Right, shall we get on with this,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">then?</font>

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I'm going up there later, actually,
to Heston Grange.<font color="#ffff00">Oh, yes?</font>

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HE GROWLS

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<font color="#00ff00">Whoa! Easy, Monty.</font>
I say, James, are you all right?

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<font color="#00ff00">Come on ,Monty now.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Calm down.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I think I'll live.</font> Glad to hear it.

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THEY CHUCKLE

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DOGS BARK, YAP

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<font color="#ffff00">So what's the verdict? Any hope?</font>
Oh, there's always hope.

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The adjustment nut's a bit stiff,
but once I've worked it loose,

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I can raise the bob
and she'll run right to time.

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<font color="#ffff00">That's all it needs?</font>

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Well, you have to know how
far to raise it.

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<font color="#ffff00">Oh, of course. I don't doubt it</font>
<font color="#ffff00">takes a lot of expertise.</font>

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Oh, don't know about that.

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The main thing to remember is
lower is slower and left is lower.

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<font color="#ffff00">Turn it to the right,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">it'll go faster.</font>

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That's it.

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Ah, so you've a cricketer
in the house.<font color="#ffff00">Hm?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Oh, we've two.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">But it's Mr Farnon Senior who's</font>
<font color="#ffff00">playing in the match on Sunday.</font>

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To be honest, I've never
understood the appeal.

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I know,
and I call myself a Yorkshireman!

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SHE CHUCKLES

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You'll be at the match, I take it?
<font color="#ffff00">I will.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">In fact, I'll be scoring.</font>

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Ah, so you're something
of an expert?

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<font color="#ffff00">An amateur enthusiast, perhaps.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Anyway, I'll...</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I'll let you get on.</font>

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Oh, and thanks for the tea.<font color="#ffff00">Mm-hm.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">What time did Hugh say he'd be up?</font>
<font color="#00ffff">11 o'clock.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">And he just said it</font>
<font color="#00ff00">where about the lease?</font> <font color="#00ffff">He did.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">So d'you think he wants to sell?</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Is that what he's coming to tell us?</font>
<font color="#00ffff">You know as much as I do.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">What if he's decided</font>
<font color="#00ff00">not to renew the lease</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">because of what happened between me</font>
<font color="#00ff00">and him?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Then I'd say you were right</font>
<font color="#00ffff">not to marry him.</font>

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PHONE RINGS

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<font color="#ffff00">Darrowby, 2-2-9-7.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I'm sorry, I can barely hear you.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Ah, Mrs Pumphrey!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Hello, is everything all right?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Mr Farnon?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">No, I see.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Well of course, if it's a</font>
<font color="#ffff00">matter of "great delicacy".</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I'll tell him now.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">That was Mrs Pumphrey.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">She asked if you could go up</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to the manor.</font>

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Doesn't she want Tricki's
Uncle Herriot?<font color="#ffff00">Apparently not.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">She said the matter requires</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the utmost discretion.</font>

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Intriguing.<font color="#ffff00">Mm-hm!</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">"The utmost discretion"?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">What's all that about?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I've no idea -</font>
<font color="#ffff00">she said she'll only discuss it</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">with Siegfried... In person.</font>

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Hm!

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So, spill the beans.

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What happened at Hulton Hall?

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<font color="#ffff00">Not a great deal.</font>

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What, Hugh didn't challenge you
to a duel for Helen's hand?

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<font color="#ffff00">I'm sorry to disappoint you,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">but, no.</font>

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Well, has he seen her yet?

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<font color="#ffff00">Er, no, he said he was going up</font>
<font color="#ffff00">later today.</font>

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And that doesn't bother you?

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<font color="#ffff00">Of course not. Why should it?</font>

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No reason.

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Where are you off to?<font color="#ffff00">Nowhere.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I just, erm...</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I need run an errand.</font> Oh.

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<font color="#00ffff">He's here!</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">He's here.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Hullo there.</font> How do.

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<font color="#00ff00">You got back all right, then?</font>

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I did. Yes. Thank you.

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<font color="#00ffff">Can I make you a cup of tea?</font> Er, no,
no, thanks. I can't stay long.

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<font color="#00ff00">You said you wanted to speak to us</font>
<font color="#00ff00">about the lease?</font>

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Yes, yes, that's right. Er...

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Ah, here we go.

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I intend to renew the lease
on the farm

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for the agreed period of 20 years,

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as per our existing contract,

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but with a couple of
additional stipulations.

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The lawyers have added
Helen's and Jenny's names

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and specified that they'll inherit
the lease on the same terms.

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That's assuming that they want
to continue farming.

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<font color="#00ff00">That's wonderful. Thank you.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Thank you, Hugh.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">It's very good of you.</font>
Not at all, it's...something

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that should have been done years
ago, but erm...

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Well, it didn't really seem
necessary before.

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Er...

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Anyway, I think that
just about covers it.

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I don't want to take up too
much of your time,

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but there's something I'd like
to show you, back at the farm.

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<font color="#00ffff">I don't understand.</font> Consider it a
replacement, or apology,

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if you like, for the difficulties
with the sale of your last bull.

157
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<font color="#00ff00">Hugh,, this is too much...</font>
<font color="#00ffff">We can't accept this.</font>

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Please, Mr Alderson.
It would mean a great deal.

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He's good breeding stock,
excellent condition...

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<font color="#00ffff">Ah, well even so...</font>
I would really like to make amends.

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<font color="#00ff00">Dad, why don't we think about it,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">eh?</font>

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That's all I ask.

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Just keep him here for now
and let me know what you decide.

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<font color="#00ffff">Right. All right, then.</font> Excellent.

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Right, better get on.

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<font color="#00ff00">Hugh.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Do you have to rush straight</font>
<font color="#00ff00">off?</font> Afraid so.

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Estate business has rather piled up
while I've been away.

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No doubt see
you at the cricket on Sunday.

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<font color="#00ff00">You will.</font> Jolly good.

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<font color="#00ff00">Thank you so much for coming.</font>

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Not at all, I understand
Tricki has been rather distressed?

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<font color="#00ff00">He's not himself at all.</font>

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Is he off his food?
Feeling lethargic?

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<font color="#00ff00">Oh, no, no, there's no</font>
<font color="#00ff00">problem in that department.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">In fact, if anything, his appetite's</font>
<font color="#00ff00">more robust than ever.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">No, it's just, erm...</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">He's become...</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">..increasingly...</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">..amorous towards things.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">It's quite unsettling.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">In the end,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">I had to take his cushion away.</font>

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HE SNEEZES

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I see...

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Well, let's have a look at him,
shall we?

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You know, Mrs Pumphrey,
the behaviour you're describing,

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is perfectly normal.

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Tricki's a healthy animal
in the prime of life.

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And, as such, he's experiencing
some very natural...urges.

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<font color="#00ff00">Yes, but he's just a baby!</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">He's never shown the slightest bit</font>
<font color="#00ff00">of interest in...</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">..that sort of thing.</font>

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Well, it's a testament to the
excellent level of care

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he's been receiving. His weight's
gone down, his exercise has gone up.

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He's obviously feeling a great
deal livelier in every department.

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<font color="#00ff00">You know, Francois did say</font>
<font color="#00ff00">that on one of their outings,</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">he seemed intent on getting</font>
<font color="#00ff00">into Mr Handshaw's yard.</font>

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And does Mr Handshaw own
a dog at all?

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<font color="#00ff00">Oh, yes, a terrier.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Named Bella, I believe.</font>

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Well, that would certainly explain
it.

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Less lethargic, more lothario.

203
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<font color="#00ff00">So what can be done</font>
<font color="#00ff00">to discourage it?</font>

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I'm afraid the heart wants
what it wants,

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which, in Tricki's case,
would seem to be Bella.<font color="#00ff00">Oh, dear.</font>

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There is one effective
course of action.

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It's a fairly simple procedure...

208
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<font color="#00ff00">Oh, no, no, no, no, Mr Farnon, no.</font>

209
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<font color="#00ff00">Can't you just give him</font>
<font color="#00ff00">a calming draught of some sort?</font>

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I'm sorry, Mrs Pumphrey.
He'll have to be fixed.

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If not, Tricki will simply continue
his pursuit until he succeeds.

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HE WHINES SOFTLY

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<font color="#00ffff">Hello, James.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Hello, Jenny. Hello, Scruff.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Wait till you see what</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Hugh Hulton's brought us.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Have you ever seen anything like it?</font>

216
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<font color="#00ffff">And he'll be worth</font>
<font color="#00ffff">a fortune in stud fees.</font>

217
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<font color="#00ffff">But Hugh won't accept a penny</font>
<font color="#00ffff">for him, says it's an apology</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">because he wants to move forward</font>
<font color="#00ffff">with a clean slate.</font>

219
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<font color="#00ff00">Jenny, run and put the kettle on.</font>

220
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<font color="#00ff00">Dad'll be wanting a brew</font>
<font color="#00ff00">and I'm sure James'd like one.</font>

221
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<font color="#00ffff">Fine.</font>

222
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<font color="#ffff00">A pedigree bull.</font>

223
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<font color="#ffff00">Quite the gift.</font> <font color="#00ff00">I know.</font>

224
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<font color="#00ff00">It were the last thing we expected.</font>

225
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<font color="#00ff00">We haven't said we'll take him yet.</font>

226
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<font color="#00ff00">Dad thinks it's far too much,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">but even so...</font>

227
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<font color="#ffff00">And there you were, worried he might</font>
<font color="#ffff00">not even renew the lease.</font>

228
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<font color="#00ff00">I know, that's all sorted now too.</font>

229
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<font color="#00ff00">He's even added mine and Jenny's</font>
<font color="#00ff00">names, so it'll be ours to inherit.</font>

230
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<font color="#ffff00">Right. That's very decent of him.</font>

231
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<font color="#00ffff">Now, then...</font>

232
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<font color="#ffff00">Mr Alderson.</font>

233
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<font color="#00ffff">What do you reckon?</font>

234
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<font color="#ffff00">He's a fine specimen.</font>

235
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<font color="#00ffff">He is that.</font>

236
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<font color="#00ff00">Any luck with Reg Dutton, dad?</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Nah, he's still over in Listondale.</font>

237
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<font color="#00ff00">Dad's a player down for match</font>
<font color="#00ff00">on Sunday.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Oh, yes?</font>

238
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<font color="#00ff00">And with Hugh back, they'll be</font>
<font color="#00ff00">really up against it.</font>

239
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<font color="#ffff00">Hugh's on the opposing team?</font>
<font color="#00ff00">He's captain.</font>

240
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<font color="#00ff00">Not to mention the star player. He's</font>
<font color="#00ff00">the main reason they always win.</font>

241
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<font color="#00ffff">Er, not always.</font>

242
00:14:40,579 --> 00:14:43,859
<font color="#00ffff">Though Hugh is a good bowler,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">there's no denying it.</font>

243
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<font color="#ffff00">You know, Mr Alderson,</font>

244
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:47,179
<font color="#ffff00">if you need an extra man,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I'd be happy to help out.</font>

245
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<font color="#00ff00">I didn't know you played.</font>

246
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<font color="#ffff00">Yes, well, now and again...</font> <font color="#00ffff">Oh, aye.</font>

247
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<font color="#00ffff">You reckon you're up to it,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">do you, lad?</font>

248
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<font color="#ffff00">Absolutely.</font>

249
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<font color="#00ffff">Right.</font>

250
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<font color="#00ffff">You're in.</font>

251
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<font color="#ffff00">I'm really not much of a cricketer,</font>

252
00:15:05,819 --> 00:15:08,059
<font color="#ffff00">but I guess</font>
<font color="#ffff00">if it's just a friendly match,</font>

253
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<font color="#ffff00">it's not too much to worry about.</font>

254
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Friendly?

255
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James, I would not be exaggerating
to say that this is the most

256
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important game in the
cricketing calendar.

257
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Once a year, the Darrowby 11
goes up against the might

258
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of Hulton Hall's invited gentlemen,
playing for the honour of Darrowby.

259
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<font color="#00ffff">And get annihilated.</font>
That's hardly the point.

260
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<font color="#ffff00">It's really quite the event, James.</font>

261
00:15:32,219 --> 00:15:35,219
<font color="#00ffff">Mrs Pumphrey holds it on her own</font>
<font color="#00ffff">private ground.</font>

262
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<font color="#ffff00">Sorry, she has a cricket pitch?</font>

263
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<font color="#00ffff">Ground, yes, down beyond</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the orchard.</font>

264
00:15:38,819 --> 00:15:40,979
<font color="#00ffff">The old dear's</font>
<font color="#00ffff">completely cricket-mad.</font>

265
00:15:41,019 --> 00:15:43,499
So, when you say you're
"not much of a cricketer"...?

266
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<font color="#ffff00">Well, football's more my game.</font>

267
00:15:45,179 --> 00:15:49,179
But you have played?
<font color="#ffff00">Once or twice, probably just once.</font>

268
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Oh, dear.

269
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<font color="#ffff00">Well, I had no idea it was so</font>
<font color="#ffff00">important.</font>

270
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<font color="#00ffff">Oh, I'd say it's important!</font>

271
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<font color="#00ffff">For a Yorkshireman,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">it goes King, God, Cricket.</font>

272
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<font color="#00ffff">I mean, if you get this wrong,</font>

273
00:15:59,899 --> 00:16:02,699
<font color="#00ffff">they'll string you up in the town</font>
<font color="#00ffff">square.</font> Oh, fiddlesticks!

274
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James is fast and he's fit.
All right, it's not his game,

275
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but with a bit of coaching,
he'll do perfectly well.

276
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<font color="#ffff00">Quite right. We'll soon whip you</font>
<font color="#ffff00">into shape, lad.</font>

277
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So, we've a day and a half.

278
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That's what, 14, 15 hours of
sunlight?

279
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Now, when you played before,

280
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would you say you were more of a
batsman or a bowler?

281
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<font color="#ffff00">Well, neither really.</font>

282
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<font color="#ffff00">It was on the beach at Troon and it</font>
<font color="#ffff00">was probably more what</font>

283
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<font color="#ffff00">you would call French cricket.</font>
COLLECTIVE INHALE

284
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<font color="#ffff00">But it can't be any tougher</font>
<font color="#ffff00">than football.</font>

285
00:16:27,939 --> 00:16:29,779
<font color="#ffff00">At least in cricket,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">no-one tackles you.</font>

286
00:16:29,819 --> 00:16:32,539
<font color="#00ffff">You haven't had a cricket ball</font>
<font color="#00ffff">coming at you at 80mph.</font>

287
00:16:32,579 --> 00:16:34,939
<font color="#00ffff">Seriously, James, one of those could</font>
<font color="#00ffff">kill you.</font>

288
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Right, follow me.

289
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<font color="#ffff00">Jess, come on, give that,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the boys need it for the cricket.</font>

290
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<font color="#ffff00">Thank you. Right, come on.</font>

291
00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:57,699
Right, James. Take your guard.

292
00:16:57,739 --> 00:17:00,739
Remember, middle and leg,
head over the ball, straight back.

293
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Weight on the front foot...

294
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And nice easy lob...

295
00:17:06,579 --> 00:17:08,859
You need to maintain your guard.

296
00:17:08,899 --> 00:17:11,579
<font color="#ffff00">How's he getting on?</font> Try again...

297
00:17:11,619 --> 00:17:13,339
<font color="#ffff00">You could give your brother a hand.</font>

298
00:17:13,379 --> 00:17:15,899
<font color="#00ffff">Yes, and he could apologise</font>
<font color="#00ffff">for treating me like a fool.</font>

299
00:17:15,939 --> 00:17:18,499
<font color="#00ffff">But I don't see that happening any</font>
<font color="#00ffff">time soon either.</font> And...

300
00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:22,779
James, please, try to concentrate!
<font color="#ffff00">I...!</font>

301
00:17:24,619 --> 00:17:28,339
Right, once more, take your guard,
middle and leg...

302
00:17:28,379 --> 00:17:30,819
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, for the love of God.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">James, pass it here.</font>

303
00:17:33,819 --> 00:17:36,099
<font color="#00ffff">Right, don't even think about</font>
<font color="#00ffff">hitting it,</font>

304
00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:38,019
<font color="#00ffff">just think about blocking it.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Blocking it?</font>

305
00:17:38,059 --> 00:17:41,339
<font color="#00ffff">You just need to get behind the ball</font>
<font color="#00ffff">and stop it, all right? Come on.</font>

306
00:17:48,179 --> 00:17:51,459
<font color="#00ffff">As long as it doesn't hit your leg</font>
<font color="#00ffff">or the wicket, you'll stay in.</font>

307
00:17:51,499 --> 00:17:53,659
Well, there's a little more to it,
than that...

308
00:17:53,699 --> 00:17:56,459
<font color="#00ffff">No, there isn't, not for James. But,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">as ever, you're making everything</font>

309
00:17:56,499 --> 00:17:59,059
<font color="#00ffff">10,000 times more complicated than</font>
<font color="#00ffff">it has to be...</font>

310
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He needs to know what
he should be doing...

311
00:18:00,899 --> 00:18:03,299
<font color="#00ffff">No, he needs you to stop confusing</font>
<font color="#00ffff">him with pointless stuff.</font>

312
00:18:03,339 --> 00:18:06,019
<font color="#00ffff">Just let the man breathe and he'll</font>
<font color="#00ffff">work it out for himself.</font>

313
00:18:06,059 --> 00:18:08,019
<font color="#00ffff">James. Here, give it a try.</font>

314
00:18:10,179 --> 00:18:14,819
<font color="#00ffff">Right, that's it, just relax,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">all you need to do is block it.</font>

315
00:18:19,939 --> 00:18:22,099
<font color="#ffff00">It worked!</font> <font color="#00ffff">Course it did.</font>

316
00:18:23,299 --> 00:18:25,579
<font color="#00ffff">Now, just remember</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the cardinal rule -</font>

317
00:18:25,619 --> 00:18:27,059
<font color="#00ffff">never step away from your stumps.</font>

318
00:18:27,099 --> 00:18:30,499
Well, at least he's making himself
useful. Despite the injured air.

319
00:18:30,539 --> 00:18:33,699
<font color="#ffff00">He feels you still owe him</font>
<font color="#ffff00">an apology.</font> Utter nonsense.

320
00:18:33,739 --> 00:18:34,739
PHONE RINGS

321
00:18:36,459 --> 00:18:39,019
<font color="#ffff00">So, you played a lot of cricket</font>
<font color="#ffff00">at school, then, did you, Triss?</font>

322
00:18:39,059 --> 00:18:40,499
<font color="#00ffff">Yes, fair bit.</font>

323
00:18:40,539 --> 00:18:44,059
<font color="#ffff00">Captain of the first 11,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">weren't you? Darrowby, 2-2-9-7.</font>

324
00:18:44,099 --> 00:18:46,499
<font color="#00ffff">Yes, we had a pretty strong</font>
<font color="#00ffff">team at the prep school.</font>

325
00:18:46,539 --> 00:18:49,299
<font color="#00ffff">Even won the inter-school cup</font>
<font color="#00ffff">three years in a row.</font>

326
00:18:49,339 --> 00:18:50,899
I didn't know that.

327
00:18:50,939 --> 00:18:54,659
<font color="#00ffff">No? We actually set a new</font>
<font color="#00ffff">record for the Under 12s.</font>

328
00:18:54,699 --> 00:18:56,539
<font color="#00ffff">The old man came to every match.</font>

329
00:18:56,579 --> 00:18:59,059
Pa used to watch you play?

330
00:18:59,099 --> 00:19:02,579
<font color="#00ffff">He'd drive up in the mornings</font>
<font color="#00ffff">and we'd make a day of it.</font>

331
00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:04,339
<font color="#00ffff">You know how he loved cricket.</font> Yes.

332
00:19:05,579 --> 00:19:06,659
Yes, I suppose he did.

333
00:19:08,459 --> 00:19:11,499
<font color="#ffff00">Mr Farnon, Mrs Pumphrey.</font>

334
00:19:11,539 --> 00:19:14,219
<font color="#ffff00">She says she's in dire</font>
<font color="#ffff00">need of your assistance.</font>

335
00:19:16,579 --> 00:19:18,819
Mrs Pumphrey, what can I do for you?

336
00:19:18,859 --> 00:19:22,259
<font color="#00ff00">The workmen were putting up the</font>
<font color="#00ff00">tea tent for tomorrow, you see,</font>

337
00:19:22,299 --> 00:19:24,659
<font color="#00ff00">and Francois was clearly distracted.</font>

338
00:19:26,819 --> 00:19:30,659
<font color="#00ff00">And, erm, poor Tricki, I mean,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">he dashed through the main gate</font>

339
00:19:30,699 --> 00:19:33,979
<font color="#00ff00">and just ran and ran...</font>
So Tricki is missing?

340
00:19:34,019 --> 00:19:35,859
Foot to the bridge of the ball,
James!

341
00:19:35,899 --> 00:19:38,659
<font color="#00ff00">Well, no, not, not exactly.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">He was, erm...</font>

342
00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:42,219
<font color="#00ff00">He was heading in the</font>
<font color="#00ff00">direction of Mr Handshaw's yard.</font>

343
00:19:42,259 --> 00:19:46,459
Ah.<font color="#00ff00">And I really can't ask</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Francois...</font> No, of course.

344
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Er, leave...leave it with me,
Mrs Pumphrey,

345
00:19:49,139 --> 00:19:51,019
you've nothing to worry about.

346
00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:52,779
<font color="#00ff00">Oh, thank you, thank you!</font>

347
00:19:52,819 --> 00:19:55,499
<font color="#00ff00">Mr Farnon, when you see Tricki,</font>

348
00:19:55,539 --> 00:19:58,939
<font color="#00ff00">could you pretend that you</font>
<font color="#00ff00">just happened to be passing?</font>

349
00:19:58,979 --> 00:20:02,899
<font color="#00ff00">He's terribly private, I would</font>
<font color="#00ff00">hate for him to be embarrassed.</font>

350
00:20:02,939 --> 00:20:05,339
I understand. Of course.

351
00:20:09,339 --> 00:20:11,979
<font color="#00ffff">Aye, he's a determined</font>
<font color="#00ffff">little bugger.</font>

352
00:20:12,019 --> 00:20:14,259
Well, as I say, Mrs Pumphrey
did want me to pass on

353
00:20:14,299 --> 00:20:15,819
her sincere apologies.<font color="#00ffff">Not to worry.</font>

354
00:20:15,859 --> 00:20:17,339
<font color="#00ffff">It's not like he's some stray.</font>

355
00:20:18,379 --> 00:20:21,659
<font color="#00ffff">A litter or two of pups wouldn't</font>
<font color="#00ffff">be the end of the world.</font>

356
00:20:21,699 --> 00:20:23,379
Come on, then, young Trickiwoo,

357
00:20:23,419 --> 00:20:26,019
let's put you back where you belong,
shall we?

358
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:27,819
See you at the match tomorrow,
Mr Handshaw.

359
00:20:27,859 --> 00:20:31,699
<font color="#00ffff">Your brother still not playing?</font> I'm
afraid not.<font color="#00ffff">That's a damned shame.</font>

360
00:20:31,739 --> 00:20:33,659
<font color="#00ffff">Might've given us a fighting chance.</font>

361
00:20:38,379 --> 00:20:39,899
Well, now he's been there once,

362
00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:42,099
he'll be much more inclined
to visit again.

363
00:20:43,619 --> 00:20:45,979
<font color="#00ff00">Right, seems we have no choice.</font>

364
00:20:46,019 --> 00:20:47,699
It's a very simple procedure.

365
00:20:47,739 --> 00:20:50,619
In fact, I should be able to fit
him in on Monday.<font color="#00ff00">That soon?</font>

366
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:54,819
<font color="#00ff00">Well, all right.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">If we must, we must.</font>

367
00:20:54,859 --> 00:20:57,579
But until then, you really need to
keep him on a lead.

368
00:20:59,739 --> 00:21:00,979
<font color="#00ff00">Oh, Tricki.</font>

369
00:21:02,299 --> 00:21:03,939
<font color="#00ff00">Will you ever forgive me?</font>

370
00:21:06,779 --> 00:21:09,299
<font color="#00ff00">All set for match tomorrow, I hope?</font>

371
00:21:09,339 --> 00:21:12,219
Absolutely. Raring to go!
<font color="#00ff00">Oh, that's the spirit.</font>

372
00:21:12,259 --> 00:21:15,939
<font color="#00ff00">And with James playing too, I really</font>
<font color="#00ff00">think this might be your year.</font>

373
00:21:44,419 --> 00:21:46,099
<font color="#00ff00">I think we're all here.</font>

374
00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:49,699
<font color="#00ff00">Ladies and gentlemen, It's my very</font>
<font color="#00ff00">great pleasure to welcome you all</font>

375
00:21:49,739 --> 00:21:55,099
<font color="#00ff00">to Pumphrey Manor for this year's</font>
<font color="#00ff00">encounter between The Darrowby 11</font>

376
00:21:55,139 --> 00:21:57,579
<font color="#00ff00">and the Hulton Hall Chaps.</font>

377
00:21:57,619 --> 00:21:58,739
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

378
00:22:03,099 --> 00:22:04,659
<font color="#00ffff">Has anyone seen Mr Rudd?</font>

379
00:22:08,979 --> 00:22:14,779
<font color="#00ff00">We'll be playing a timed game, with</font>
<font color="#00ff00">the last 20 overs from five o'clock.</font>

380
00:22:14,819 --> 00:22:17,419
<font color="#00ff00">And, erm, I know we're all looking</font>
<font color="#00ff00">forward to seeing some</font>

381
00:22:17,459 --> 00:22:18,779
<font color="#00ff00">excellent cricket.</font>

382
00:22:18,819 --> 00:22:19,979
TRICKI YAPS

383
00:22:20,019 --> 00:22:22,619
CROWD CHUCKLES
<font color="#00ff00">So, erm, wi...</font>

384
00:22:22,659 --> 00:22:25,179
<font color="#00ff00">Without further ado, Mr Chapman?</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah?</font>

385
00:22:25,219 --> 00:22:27,339
<font color="#00ff00">If you would do the honours.</font>

386
00:22:27,379 --> 00:22:28,979
<font color="#ffff00">Certainly.</font>

387
00:22:29,019 --> 00:22:32,299
<font color="#ffff00">Well gentlemen, if you're ready,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">will you two captains</font>

388
00:22:32,339 --> 00:22:35,579
<font color="#ffff00">accompany me to the</font>
<font color="#ffff00">crease with the coin toss, please?</font>

389
00:22:35,619 --> 00:22:37,139
<font color="#ffff00">Thank you.</font> <font color="#00ff00">Mr Alderson...</font>

390
00:22:38,779 --> 00:22:42,419
<font color="#00ff00">Mr Alderson.</font> <font color="#00ffff">Young Rudds,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">where's your father?</font>

391
00:22:42,459 --> 00:22:44,379
<font color="#00ff00">He can't come, Mr Alderson,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">the sheep got out</font>

392
00:22:44,419 --> 00:22:46,619
<font color="#00ff00">and he needs to round 'em up.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">You're kidding me?</font>

393
00:22:46,659 --> 00:22:49,979
<font color="#ffff00">No, we're not.</font> We're not.
<font color="#00ffff">You're not.</font>

394
00:22:50,019 --> 00:22:51,579
<font color="#00ffff">So he's not coming?</font>

395
00:22:51,619 --> 00:22:53,619
<font color="#00ffff">So we're a player short.</font>

396
00:22:53,659 --> 00:22:56,939
<font color="#ffff00">Well, go on. You can't let them</font>
<font color="#ffff00">go out wi' ten men.</font>

397
00:23:00,739 --> 00:23:04,939
<font color="#00ffff">I can always play, Mr Alderson,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">if that would be any help?</font>

398
00:23:04,979 --> 00:23:07,099
<font color="#ffff00">Help? Yeah, that'd be a big help.</font>

399
00:23:08,179 --> 00:23:10,139
<font color="#ffff00">Shame you didn't offer before.</font>

400
00:23:10,179 --> 00:23:12,139
<font color="#ffff00">Go and help your dad look for them</font>
<font color="#ffff00">sheep.</font>

401
00:23:13,939 --> 00:23:15,779
Welcome to the team.

402
00:23:15,819 --> 00:23:18,779
<font color="#00ffff">Yes, thanks.</font>
THEY LAUGH

403
00:23:22,699 --> 00:23:23,779
Afternoon.

404
00:23:28,979 --> 00:23:31,779
<font color="#00ff00">Mr Hulton, would you like to make</font>
<font color="#00ff00">the call?</font> Heads.

405
00:23:34,939 --> 00:23:36,859
<font color="#00ffff">We're bowling, lads.</font>

406
00:23:36,899 --> 00:23:37,899
<font color="#ffff00">We're batting.</font>

407
00:23:39,979 --> 00:23:43,259
Well, we've got to do it sometime.
I'd rather do it second, but...

408
00:23:46,939 --> 00:23:47,979
<font color="#00ffff">Herriot.</font>

409
00:23:49,299 --> 00:23:50,419
<font color="#ffff00">Hugh.</font>

410
00:23:55,219 --> 00:23:57,139
Right, remember what
we did last year?

411
00:24:01,859 --> 00:24:03,339
<font color="#00ffff">Come on, boys, stay alert.</font>

412
00:24:06,019 --> 00:24:07,259
<font color="#00ff00">Go on, dad.</font>

413
00:24:13,419 --> 00:24:15,019
<font color="#00ffff">Look lively, Herriot.</font>

414
00:24:15,059 --> 00:24:16,859
<font color="#00ff00">Come on, lads!</font>

415
00:24:19,099 --> 00:24:20,539
OK, play.

416
00:24:25,779 --> 00:24:29,059
{\an8}<font color="#00ffff">Knock to it, lads, come on!</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Unlucky, unlucky!</font>

417
00:24:33,819 --> 00:24:35,299
<font color="#ffff00">Good shot...</font>

418
00:24:35,339 --> 00:24:36,339
<font color="#00ffff">Four!</font>

419
00:24:38,139 --> 00:24:41,379
<font color="#00ff00">Excellent opener, Mr Hulton.</font>

420
00:24:46,179 --> 00:24:48,299
<font color="#00ff00">Looks like Mr Hulton means business.</font>

421
00:24:50,939 --> 00:24:52,059
<font color="#ffff00">Herriot.</font>

422
00:24:59,819 --> 00:25:01,619
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, good shot!</font>

423
00:25:03,819 --> 00:25:04,899
<font color="#00ffff">Yours, Herriot!</font>

424
00:25:04,939 --> 00:25:06,299
<font color="#00ff00">Get behind it.</font>

425
00:25:06,339 --> 00:25:07,859
<font color="#ffff00">Come on, James!</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Unlucky.</font>

426
00:25:11,899 --> 00:25:14,059
<font color="#00ffff">Just a single.</font> <font color="#00ff00">Keepers' end.</font>

427
00:25:30,499 --> 00:25:32,179
<font color="#ffff00">That's Hulton's 50.</font>

428
00:25:47,499 --> 00:25:49,059
Herriot.

429
00:25:49,099 --> 00:25:51,379
<font color="#00ffff">James! Ball!</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Come on, lad!</font>

430
00:25:56,019 --> 00:25:58,139
<font color="#00ff00">Eye on the ball, Mr Herriot.</font>

431
00:26:06,499 --> 00:26:08,499
<font color="#ffff00">123...</font>

432
00:26:08,539 --> 00:26:09,859
<font color="#ffff00">..for no wickets.</font>

433
00:26:14,579 --> 00:26:15,939
<font color="#00ff00">Not out.</font>

434
00:26:15,979 --> 00:26:16,979
<font color="#00ffff">Chin up.</font>

435
00:26:18,179 --> 00:26:20,299
<font color="#ffff00">Unlucky.</font> <font color="#00ff00">Next time, lads.</font>

436
00:26:22,899 --> 00:26:24,819
<font color="#00ffff">James is looking a bit hot.</font>

437
00:26:26,059 --> 00:26:28,299
<font color="#00ffff">Hugh's giving him</font>
<font color="#00ffff">a right runaround.</font>

438
00:26:28,339 --> 00:26:30,619
Helen.

439
00:26:30,659 --> 00:26:32,819
How are you?
<font color="#00ff00">Hello, Margot.</font>

440
00:26:32,859 --> 00:26:35,619
<font color="#00ff00">Yeah, I'm fine thank you.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">This is my sister, Jenny.</font>

441
00:26:35,659 --> 00:26:37,259
Hello.

442
00:26:37,299 --> 00:26:39,899
Are you enjoying the match?

443
00:26:39,939 --> 00:26:43,379
<font color="#00ffff">I will once we start getting</font>
<font color="#00ffff">some wickets.</font>

444
00:26:43,419 --> 00:26:44,859
Oh, yes, of course.

445
00:26:53,459 --> 00:26:55,979
Anyway, I'm sure I'll see
you in the tea tent.

446
00:26:59,899 --> 00:27:01,339
<font color="#00ffff">What was all that about?</font>

447
00:27:05,779 --> 00:27:08,619
<font color="#ffff00">Let's be having a wicket, Siegfried.</font>

448
00:27:10,099 --> 00:27:12,939
Hello there.
<font color="#ffff00">Hello.</font>

449
00:27:12,979 --> 00:27:14,859
I noticed you were rather
tied to your post

450
00:27:14,899 --> 00:27:17,059
and thought you might
be in need of refreshment.

451
00:27:17,099 --> 00:27:19,219
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, that's very kind of you.</font>

452
00:27:19,259 --> 00:27:21,139
<font color="#ffff00">Thank you.</font>

453
00:27:21,179 --> 00:27:24,259
Your Mr Farnon doesn't seem to be
having much luck.

454
00:27:24,299 --> 00:27:27,019
<font color="#ffff00">Trouble is, he's overpitching.</font>

455
00:27:30,899 --> 00:27:33,899
When you say "overpitching"?

456
00:27:35,059 --> 00:27:37,619
<font color="#ffff00">He's landing the ball too</font>
<font color="#ffff00">close to the batsman,</font>

457
00:27:37,659 --> 00:27:39,779
<font color="#ffff00">making it easier to drive.</font>

458
00:27:41,499 --> 00:27:42,579
Go on, James.

459
00:27:43,939 --> 00:27:47,019
<font color="#ffff00">He's making it harder for the</font>
<font color="#ffff00">fielders.</font>

460
00:27:47,059 --> 00:27:48,979
So he does.

461
00:27:54,739 --> 00:27:56,499
<font color="#ffff00">Are you all right, there, Herriot?</font>

462
00:27:56,539 --> 00:27:57,579
<font color="#00ff00">Fine, thanks.</font>

463
00:27:57,619 --> 00:28:01,339
Well,
you can't blame the bull this time.

464
00:28:01,379 --> 00:28:02,699
HE FEIGNS LAUGHTER

465
00:28:05,339 --> 00:28:08,739
<font color="#ffff00">Would you mind changing that to 138?</font>

466
00:28:16,659 --> 00:28:18,259
Mr Chapman.<font color="#00ff00">Mm?</font>

467
00:28:18,299 --> 00:28:19,899
I think that's enough.

468
00:28:19,939 --> 00:28:21,299
Come on, Harry.

469
00:28:25,859 --> 00:28:29,019
<font color="#00ff00">Ah, and that's the declaration.</font>

470
00:28:29,059 --> 00:28:30,499
<font color="#00ff00">Tea, everyone!</font>

471
00:28:33,019 --> 00:28:34,339
<font color="#ffff00">What's happening?</font>

472
00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:37,659
<font color="#00ffff">Hulton thinks he's got enough runs</font>
<font color="#00ffff">to win so he's declared.</font>

473
00:28:37,699 --> 00:28:39,179
<font color="#00ffff">He's stopping.</font>

474
00:28:39,219 --> 00:28:41,459
<font color="#ffff00">Well, that's good news for us,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">isn't it?</font> <font color="#00ff00">Aye.</font>

475
00:28:41,499 --> 00:28:42,579
<font color="#00ff00">If you like charity.</font>

476
00:28:42,619 --> 00:28:44,219
<font color="#ffff00">I could certainly use a cup of tea.</font>

477
00:28:44,259 --> 00:28:46,099
Well, enjoy it while you can.

478
00:28:46,139 --> 00:28:47,619
We're batting next.

479
00:28:47,659 --> 00:28:48,939
And it won't be pretty.

480
00:28:55,259 --> 00:28:57,379
<font color="#00ff00">Pork pie, you love that.</font>

481
00:28:57,419 --> 00:29:00,379
<font color="#00ff00">Oh, yum-yum-yum. No?</font>

482
00:29:00,419 --> 00:29:05,219
<font color="#00ff00">Or how about a tiny piece of</font>
<font color="#00ff00">iced bun?</font>

483
00:29:05,259 --> 00:29:06,379
LOW GROWL

484
00:29:06,419 --> 00:29:08,219
<font color="#00ff00">Oh! Oh, Mr Farnon.</font>

485
00:29:08,259 --> 00:29:09,979
<font color="#00ff00">I hope you're not too disheartened.</font>

486
00:29:10,019 --> 00:29:11,499
Oh, not at all.

487
00:29:11,539 --> 00:29:14,299
We've got a lot of strength
in our batting.<font color="#00ff00">That's the spirit.</font>

488
00:29:14,339 --> 00:29:16,859
<font color="#00ff00">And, you have your secret weapon.</font>

489
00:29:16,899 --> 00:29:19,859
<font color="#00ff00">Your brother, of course.</font>

490
00:29:19,899 --> 00:29:20,899
Yes.

491
00:29:20,939 --> 00:29:23,419
<font color="#00ff00">He opened quite gloriously</font>
<font color="#00ff00">last year.</font>

492
00:29:23,459 --> 00:29:25,179
He did do very well.

493
00:29:25,219 --> 00:29:28,019
<font color="#00ff00">Tricki, please.</font>

494
00:29:28,059 --> 00:29:30,179
<font color="#00ff00">He simply hates this horrid lead.</font>

495
00:29:30,219 --> 00:29:31,779
Well, it's only till the operation.

496
00:29:31,819 --> 00:29:33,419
<font color="#00ff00">And what then?</font>

497
00:29:33,459 --> 00:29:35,659
<font color="#00ff00">Can you promise me</font>

498
00:29:35,699 --> 00:29:40,939
<font color="#00ff00">he'll still be my Tricki once he's</font>
<font color="#00ff00">been emasculated?</font>

499
00:29:40,979 --> 00:29:44,259
Some dogs do present a slight
change in temperament.

500
00:29:44,299 --> 00:29:46,739
<font color="#00ff00">Yes, that's what I feared.</font>

501
00:29:46,779 --> 00:29:50,739
<font color="#00ff00">It just feels too cruel.</font>

502
00:29:50,779 --> 00:29:54,339
<font color="#00ff00">Why shouldn't he be allowed to</font>
<font color="#00ff00">express his true self</font>

503
00:29:54,379 --> 00:29:58,099
<font color="#00ff00">and experience life to the full?</font>

504
00:29:59,459 --> 00:30:05,859
<font color="#00ff00">And if Mr Handshaw were open to</font>
<font color="#00ff00">an arrangement...</font>

505
00:30:05,899 --> 00:30:08,419
Well,
he certainly gave that impression.

506
00:30:08,459 --> 00:30:10,819
<font color="#00ff00">Well, what would you do, Mr Farnon?</font>

507
00:30:15,819 --> 00:30:18,899
Do you know what, Mrs Pumphrey?

508
00:30:18,939 --> 00:30:21,699
If I were you,
I would forget the lead

509
00:30:21,739 --> 00:30:25,539
and just let Tricki do what
comes naturally.

510
00:30:27,539 --> 00:30:29,659
Life's just too short, isn't it?

511
00:30:29,699 --> 00:30:31,619
<font color="#00ff00">I knew you would understand.</font>

512
00:30:48,339 --> 00:30:51,019
<font color="#00ff00">Hugh, could I speak to you for a</font>
<font color="#00ff00">moment?</font>

513
00:30:51,059 --> 00:30:52,659
Course.

514
00:30:52,699 --> 00:30:55,379
<font color="#00ff00">I just want to say, how,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">how sorry I am.</font>

515
00:30:55,419 --> 00:30:56,699
<font color="#00ff00">For everything that happened.</font>

516
00:30:56,739 --> 00:30:58,459
That's water under the bridge.

517
00:30:58,499 --> 00:31:01,739
<font color="#00ff00">No, I know, but I've not had chance</font>
<font color="#00ff00">to apologise properly.</font>

518
00:31:01,779 --> 00:31:02,779
<font color="#00ff00">In person.</font>

519
00:31:07,139 --> 00:31:10,699
<font color="#00ff00">I never wanted to hurt you.</font>

520
00:31:10,739 --> 00:31:14,779
<font color="#00ff00">We just weren't right for one</font>
<font color="#00ff00">another.</font>

521
00:31:14,819 --> 00:31:16,779
<font color="#00ff00">And I knew I wouldn't make</font>
<font color="#00ff00">you happy.</font>

522
00:31:19,219 --> 00:31:23,659
Well, I admit I...I was rather
devastated.

523
00:31:25,499 --> 00:31:29,339
But in a way,
once the worst has happened,

524
00:31:29,379 --> 00:31:32,699
it's actually rather freeing.

525
00:31:32,739 --> 00:31:36,779
And I think part of me
always knew it wasn't right.

526
00:31:36,819 --> 00:31:40,419
That we were good pals
and I know you were fond of me,

527
00:31:40,459 --> 00:31:46,899
but...well, it was never a grand
passion, really, was it?

528
00:31:46,939 --> 00:31:48,459
<font color="#00ff00">Well, no.</font>

529
00:31:48,499 --> 00:31:49,739
<font color="#00ff00">Maybe not.</font>

530
00:31:52,139 --> 00:31:56,379
Maybe one day we can be pals again.

531
00:31:56,419 --> 00:31:57,619
<font color="#00ff00">I'd like that.</font>

532
00:32:01,739 --> 00:32:03,219
<font color="#00ff00">About the bull.</font>

533
00:32:05,179 --> 00:32:07,339
<font color="#00ff00">It was such a generous</font>
<font color="#00ff00">thing to do...</font> Did I overstep?

534
00:32:07,379 --> 00:32:09,539
Because that,
that really wasn't my intention.

535
00:32:09,579 --> 00:32:12,499
<font color="#ffff00">And me Dad knows you meant well.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">We both do.</font>

536
00:32:12,539 --> 00:32:13,979
<font color="#ffff00">But we can't accept it.</font>

537
00:32:14,019 --> 00:32:15,619
Right.

538
00:32:15,659 --> 00:32:16,979
<font color="#00ff00">Pay our own way.</font>

539
00:32:17,019 --> 00:32:18,979
<font color="#00ff00">Always have.</font>

540
00:32:19,019 --> 00:32:21,579
<font color="#00ff00">And you've no reason to feel you</font>
<font color="#00ff00">have to make amends.</font>

541
00:32:23,899 --> 00:32:25,619
Didn't realise Herriot was
a cricketer.

542
00:32:25,659 --> 00:32:27,179
<font color="#00ff00">Oh,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">he stepped in at the last minute.</font>

543
00:32:27,219 --> 00:32:30,339
Ah, keen to impress the Captain,
no doubt.

544
00:32:32,979 --> 00:32:35,219
<font color="#00ff00">We only started seeing each other</font>
<font color="#00ff00">quite recently.</font>

545
00:32:35,259 --> 00:32:37,219
<font color="#00ff00">I mean,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">there were nothing going on before.</font>

546
00:32:37,259 --> 00:32:40,299
Helen, really,
I'm just glad you're happy.

547
00:32:42,139 --> 00:32:44,299
Well, I'd better get
back to the others.

548
00:32:44,339 --> 00:32:45,779
Discuss strategy and all that.

549
00:32:56,699 --> 00:32:58,859
<font color="#ffff00">Hello.</font> <font color="#00ff00">Oh, there you are...</font>

550
00:32:58,899 --> 00:33:00,779
<font color="#ffff00">I saw you chatting with Hugh.</font>

551
00:33:00,819 --> 00:33:02,339
<font color="#00ff00">Yeah. We had a really good talk.</font>

552
00:33:02,379 --> 00:33:03,859
<font color="#00ff00">I feel like we cleared the air.</font>

553
00:33:03,899 --> 00:33:05,179
<font color="#ffff00">Right.</font>

554
00:33:06,219 --> 00:33:07,539
<font color="#00ff00">What's wrong?</font>

555
00:33:07,579 --> 00:33:09,379
<font color="#ffff00">I just wondered why</font>
<font color="#ffff00">he was kissing you.</font>

556
00:33:09,419 --> 00:33:11,299
<font color="#00ff00">Kissing me?</font>

557
00:33:11,339 --> 00:33:12,819
<font color="#00ff00">Oh, that were nothing.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Right.</font>

558
00:33:13,859 --> 00:33:15,819
<font color="#00ff00">He just wants to be friends.</font>

559
00:33:15,859 --> 00:33:18,059
<font color="#ffff00">And he's given you a pedigree</font>
<font color="#ffff00">bull to prove it.</font>

560
00:33:18,099 --> 00:33:20,259
<font color="#00ff00">Yeah, well, I've said I'm not</font>
<font color="#00ff00">accepting the bull.</font>

561
00:33:20,299 --> 00:33:21,619
<font color="#ffff00">You're not?</font>

562
00:33:21,659 --> 00:33:23,339
<font color="#00ff00">Course not.</font>

563
00:33:23,379 --> 00:33:25,859
<font color="#00ff00">It were a kind gesture,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">but we're not in need of charity,</font>

564
00:33:25,899 --> 00:33:27,819
<font color="#00ff00">however well meant.</font>

565
00:33:27,859 --> 00:33:29,379
<font color="#00ffff">Now, then Herriot.</font>

566
00:33:29,419 --> 00:33:32,299
<font color="#00ffff">I'll put you up to bat last with</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you being a novice.</font>

567
00:33:32,339 --> 00:33:33,739
<font color="#ffff00">Right.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Very good.</font>

568
00:33:33,779 --> 00:33:37,139
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah. Let's hope that Hugh takes it</font>
<font color="#00ffff">easy with you.</font>

569
00:33:38,939 --> 00:33:43,819
<font color="#00ff00">Right, ladies and gentlemen, I think</font>
<font color="#00ff00">we are ready to resume.</font>

570
00:33:44,979 --> 00:33:47,099
<font color="#00ffff">Hulton's looking deadly serious.</font>

571
00:33:47,139 --> 00:33:49,099
<font color="#00ffff">But then I suppose he's</font>
<font color="#00ffff">a lot riding on this.</font>

572
00:33:49,139 --> 00:33:51,539
<font color="#ffff00">How d'you mean?</font> <font color="#00ffff">Well, all those</font>
<font color="#00ffff">months he spent in France,</font>

573
00:33:51,579 --> 00:33:53,139
<font color="#00ffff">too embarrassed to show his face.</font>

574
00:33:53,179 --> 00:33:55,699
<font color="#00ffff">He'll be wanting a win to</font>
<font color="#00ffff">restore his dignity.</font> <font color="#00ff00">Triss!</font>

575
00:34:21,819 --> 00:34:24,019
<font color="#00ffff">Lovely shot, Tristan.</font>

576
00:34:24,059 --> 00:34:25,339
<font color="#ffff00">Cracking shot, Tristan!</font>

577
00:34:31,899 --> 00:34:33,179
<font color="#00ff00">Go on, Triss.</font>

578
00:34:44,459 --> 00:34:45,459
Brilliant!

579
00:34:57,019 --> 00:34:58,299
<font color="#ffff00">Again.</font>

580
00:35:01,059 --> 00:35:03,019
CHEERING

581
00:35:03,059 --> 00:35:04,259
GROANING

582
00:35:16,859 --> 00:35:19,699
<font color="#00ff00">Nicely done.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Good running, lads.</font>

583
00:35:19,739 --> 00:35:20,899
<font color="#00ffff">Stay.</font>

584
00:35:33,619 --> 00:35:35,179
GROANING

585
00:35:35,219 --> 00:35:36,579
<font color="#00ff00">That's unlucky.</font>

586
00:35:36,619 --> 00:35:39,339
<font color="#ffff00">Now that's called a batting</font>
<font color="#ffff00">collapse.</font>

587
00:35:39,379 --> 00:35:42,339
It's more exciting than I'd
anticipated.

588
00:35:42,379 --> 00:35:44,579
<font color="#ffff00">We'll make a cricket convert</font>
<font color="#ffff00">of you yet.</font>

589
00:35:49,059 --> 00:35:53,419
You know, I walk Rock
down by Copley Brook most evenings.

590
00:35:53,459 --> 00:35:56,579
If you're ever out with Jess
and want a bit of company.

591
00:35:59,339 --> 00:36:03,179
<font color="#ffff00">Well...perhaps we'll see you down</font>
<font color="#ffff00">there.</font>

592
00:36:05,499 --> 00:36:07,419
<font color="#00ffff">Last over. Doubt you'll be needed.</font>

593
00:36:07,459 --> 00:36:10,619
<font color="#00ffff">They need to get two</font>
<font color="#00ffff">wickets before you go in</font>

594
00:36:10,659 --> 00:36:12,419
<font color="#00ffff">and Siegfried is looking strong.</font>

595
00:36:19,299 --> 00:36:21,299
<font color="#ffff00">Catch it. Yes!</font>

596
00:36:26,579 --> 00:36:29,619
Just four balls to face, Henry.

597
00:36:29,659 --> 00:36:34,379
<font color="#00ffff">Good luck, Henry.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Come on, Henry.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Thanks, lads.</font>

598
00:36:34,419 --> 00:36:35,819
<font color="#00ffff">All the best, Henry.</font>

599
00:36:41,779 --> 00:36:42,779
<font color="#00ff00">Play.</font>

600
00:36:50,019 --> 00:36:51,139
GASPS

601
00:36:54,939 --> 00:36:56,379
<font color="#ffff00">I spoke too soon.</font>

602
00:36:57,939 --> 00:37:00,859
<font color="#ffff00">Right, Herriot, get padded up.</font>

603
00:37:00,899 --> 00:37:02,659
<font color="#ffff00">Henry's retiring hurt.</font>

604
00:37:02,699 --> 00:37:05,059
<font color="#ffff00">There's three balls left till</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the end of the game.</font>

605
00:37:05,099 --> 00:37:08,099
<font color="#ffff00">If they don't get you out,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">we'll draw.</font>

606
00:37:08,139 --> 00:37:12,339
<font color="#ffff00">And that's as good as a win.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Just do what you can.</font>

607
00:37:20,699 --> 00:37:23,019
<font color="#00ffff">All you have to do is stay in,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">old chap.</font>

608
00:37:23,059 --> 00:37:24,539
<font color="#00ffff">Remember what we practised.</font>

609
00:37:24,579 --> 00:37:27,299
<font color="#00ffff">Protect your wicket</font>
<font color="#00ffff">and guard your stumps.</font>

610
00:37:31,379 --> 00:37:32,939
<font color="#ffff00">Middle leg.</font>

611
00:37:32,979 --> 00:37:34,019
<font color="#00ff00">That'll do.</font>

612
00:37:35,259 --> 00:37:36,739
Go on, lad.

613
00:37:38,619 --> 00:37:40,139
<font color="#00ff00">Three balls to come.</font>

614
00:37:45,179 --> 00:37:46,419
GROANING AND MURMURING

615
00:37:51,379 --> 00:37:52,379
<font color="#ffff00">Fine.</font>

616
00:37:52,419 --> 00:37:54,099
<font color="#00ffff">You all right, Jim?</font>

617
00:37:57,099 --> 00:37:58,259
Well done, James.

618
00:38:11,619 --> 00:38:12,619
<font color="#00ffff">Run.</font>

619
00:38:16,299 --> 00:38:17,659
<font color="#ffff00">It's gone for four.</font>

620
00:38:20,459 --> 00:38:23,099
<font color="#00ffff">Back this end, old chap.</font>

621
00:38:33,019 --> 00:38:34,499
<font color="#00ffff">Last ball of the match.</font>

622
00:38:34,539 --> 00:38:37,019
<font color="#00ffff">Just block it again,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">exactly the same as before,</font>

623
00:38:37,059 --> 00:38:39,259
<font color="#00ffff">and Hugh'll be</font>
<font color="#00ffff">crying into his beer tonight.</font>

624
00:38:39,299 --> 00:38:41,099
<font color="#ffff00">Come on, Mr Herriot.</font> <font color="#00ff00">Come on, James.</font>

625
00:39:56,539 --> 00:39:57,539
<font color="#00ffff">Unlucky, batsman.</font>

626
00:39:59,539 --> 00:40:01,099
<font color="#00ff00">Hard luck, lad.</font>

627
00:40:01,139 --> 00:40:02,499
<font color="#ffff00">Thanks, Bert.</font>

628
00:40:04,459 --> 00:40:07,739
<font color="#00ffff">Funny that, almost looked like you</font>
<font color="#00ffff">deliberately stepped</font>

629
00:40:07,779 --> 00:40:09,379
<font color="#00ffff">away from the wicket.</font>

630
00:40:09,419 --> 00:40:10,819
<font color="#ffff00">Why ever would I do that?</font>

631
00:40:10,859 --> 00:40:13,139
<font color="#00ffff">I've absolutely no idea.</font>

632
00:40:24,499 --> 00:40:25,659
Hey. Bad luck, Mr Herriot.

633
00:40:25,699 --> 00:40:26,699
Nearly had a draw there.

634
00:40:26,739 --> 00:40:29,219
<font color="#00ff00">Aye, still, well played, lads.</font>

635
00:40:29,259 --> 00:40:31,499
<font color="#00ff00">They were a tough side</font>
<font color="#00ff00">and no mistake.</font>

636
00:40:33,499 --> 00:40:34,979
You carried your bat.

637
00:40:35,019 --> 00:40:36,379
Great achievement.

638
00:40:36,419 --> 00:40:37,699
Both of you.

639
00:40:38,979 --> 00:40:40,579
The old man would be proud.

640
00:40:44,899 --> 00:40:47,979
<font color="#ffff00">That's, erm, very fine batting,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">young Farnon.</font>

641
00:40:48,019 --> 00:40:51,339
<font color="#00ffff">James didn't do too badly either.</font>

642
00:40:51,379 --> 00:40:54,099
<font color="#ffff00">Till he lost his nerve.</font>

643
00:40:54,139 --> 00:40:55,219
Dad!

644
00:40:55,259 --> 00:40:57,059
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, well, I'm only saying it to him.</font>

645
00:40:58,259 --> 00:41:00,219
<font color="#00ff00">Good try, Uncle Herriot.</font>

646
00:41:00,259 --> 00:41:03,179
<font color="#ffff00">Thank you, Mrs Pumphrey.</font>

647
00:41:03,219 --> 00:41:04,899
<font color="#00ff00">Well done, Triss.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Thanks, Helen.</font>

648
00:41:07,819 --> 00:41:09,419
<font color="#00ff00">Well done.</font>

649
00:41:09,459 --> 00:41:11,019
<font color="#ffff00">I don't think your dad's too happy.</font>

650
00:41:11,059 --> 00:41:12,539
<font color="#00ff00">Don't worry about him.</font>

651
00:41:12,579 --> 00:41:15,899
James, I just wanted to say...

652
00:41:15,939 --> 00:41:17,939
..well played.

653
00:41:17,979 --> 00:41:19,619
<font color="#ffff00">You too.</font>

654
00:41:19,659 --> 00:41:21,779
<font color="#ffff00">I suppose the best team won.</font>

655
00:41:21,819 --> 00:41:24,099
Still, that took real grit.

656
00:41:24,139 --> 00:41:26,899
Anyway, have a good evening.

657
00:41:26,939 --> 00:41:28,259
Both of you.

658
00:41:34,539 --> 00:41:36,179
<font color="#00ff00">So how does it feel?</font>

659
00:41:36,219 --> 00:41:39,299
<font color="#ffff00">What? To have missed the most</font>
<font color="#ffff00">important ball of the match?</font>

660
00:41:39,339 --> 00:41:40,499
<font color="#00ff00">Is that what you did?</font>

661
00:41:42,459 --> 00:41:44,779
<font color="#ffff00">I felt I owed him a win.</font>

662
00:41:44,819 --> 00:41:46,939
<font color="#00ff00">I know.</font>

663
00:41:46,979 --> 00:41:48,779
<font color="#00ff00">And I love you for it.</font>

664
00:41:48,819 --> 00:41:50,339
<font color="#ffff00">You do?</font>

665
00:41:51,419 --> 00:41:54,379
<font color="#00ff00">Yes, I suppose I do.</font>

666
00:42:05,579 --> 00:42:06,979
Thank you, George.

667
00:42:08,179 --> 00:42:09,179
Ah.

668
00:42:11,419 --> 00:42:12,699
To your very good health.

669
00:42:12,739 --> 00:42:13,899
<font color="#00ffff">Cheers.</font>

670
00:42:16,059 --> 00:42:21,339
You know, I don't remember Pa ever
visiting me at school.

671
00:42:21,379 --> 00:42:24,059
<font color="#00ffff">No?</font> He used to take me
out on his rounds, though.

672
00:42:24,099 --> 00:42:26,259
I was nine
when I delivered my first lamb.

673
00:42:27,259 --> 00:42:29,099
<font color="#00ffff">And you've never looked back.</font>

674
00:42:29,139 --> 00:42:30,499
No, I suppose I didn't.

675
00:42:34,619 --> 00:42:36,459
I owe you an apology, Tristan.

676
00:42:36,499 --> 00:42:39,859
For not telling you
the truth about your results.

677
00:42:40,939 --> 00:42:44,619
I genuinely believed
I was acting in your best interests.

678
00:42:44,659 --> 00:42:46,219
<font color="#00ffff">Right.</font>

679
00:42:46,259 --> 00:42:49,179
But I realise now, that
I may have been...wrong.

680
00:42:51,899 --> 00:42:53,739
Anyway, the money's there,

681
00:42:53,779 --> 00:42:56,659
if you decide you want to go
back to college.

682
00:42:56,699 --> 00:42:59,459
Equally,
if you feel it's not for you,

683
00:42:59,499 --> 00:43:01,619
well, it should be your decision.

684
00:43:06,219 --> 00:43:07,379
<font color="#00ffff">Thank you.</font>

685
00:43:13,859 --> 00:43:18,419
Here he is! "An hour to play
and the last man in."

686
00:43:18,459 --> 00:43:20,979
<font color="#ffff00">I think he did very well.</font>

687
00:43:21,019 --> 00:43:22,059
How're the ribs?

688
00:43:22,099 --> 00:43:23,379
<font color="#ffff00">Bit sore, to be honest.</font>

689
00:43:23,419 --> 00:43:26,419
<font color="#00ff00">Oh, you poor old thing.</font>

690
00:43:26,459 --> 00:43:28,419
<font color="#00ffff">No Tricki Woo, Mrs Pumphrey?</font>

691
00:43:28,459 --> 00:43:29,979
<font color="#00ff00">Tricki.</font>

692
00:43:30,019 --> 00:43:33,659
<font color="#00ff00">Yes, Tricki has some personal</font>
<font color="#00ff00">business to attend to.</font>

693
00:43:41,819 --> 00:43:43,979
<font color="#00ffff">Think it's time I made my move.</font>

694
00:43:45,099 --> 00:43:47,979
Well played, darling.

695
00:43:48,019 --> 00:43:49,219
<font color="#ffff00">Hugh and Margot?</font>

696
00:43:49,259 --> 00:43:50,419
Wait, are they...?

697
00:43:51,539 --> 00:43:53,299
<font color="#ffff00">I think you've missed your chance,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Triss.</font>

698
00:43:53,339 --> 00:43:55,459
Bad luck, old chap.

699
00:43:55,499 --> 00:43:57,179
<font color="#00ffff">Well,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">she wasn't really my type anyway.</font>

700
00:43:57,219 --> 00:43:58,219
<font color="#00ff00">Since when?</font>

701
00:43:58,259 --> 00:44:00,739
<font color="#ffff00">No, it's true, she was...a bit too</font>
<font color="#ffff00">tall.</font>

702
00:44:00,779 --> 00:44:02,259
Oh, for heaven's sake.

703
00:44:02,299 --> 00:44:03,339
She's a woman, not a pony.

704
00:44:03,379 --> 00:44:05,379
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, height is a consideration.</font>

705
00:44:05,419 --> 00:44:08,059
You should be so lucky.
<font color="#ffff00">Nothing wrong with tall.</font>

706
00:44:08,099 --> 00:44:09,979
<font color="#00ffff">I'm a catch.</font>

707
00:44:10,019 --> 00:44:11,619
You're a liability.

708
00:44:11,659 --> 00:44:12,659
THEY LAUGH

709
00:44:20,019 --> 00:44:21,019
SNORTING

710
00:44:48,659 --> 00:44:51,739
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