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{\an8}Come here, girl. Jess, Jess.

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{\an8}DOG BARKS

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{\an8}DOOR CHIMES

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<font color="#ffff00">This way, Mrs Brompton.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Thank you.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">To what do we owe the pleasure?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Well, it's that time of year.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Oh, the Daffodil Ball, I've been</font>
<font color="#ffff00">counting the days.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">And who's the lucky lass tonight?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Who can say at this point,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Mrs Brompton.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Ah, Jim, Jim, perfect timing.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Ah, wallet!</font>

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I'm sorry, what am I paying for now?

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<font color="#00ffff">It's the Daffodil Ball tonight.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">All proceeds go towards the</font>
<font color="#00ffff">restoration of the steeple.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">It's the highlight of the social</font>
<font color="#ffff00">calendar.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">There'll be music, dancing, the</font>
<font color="#ffff00">frisson of a warm spring evening.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Mr Farnon not in?</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">He's yet to grace us</font>
<font color="#00ff00">with his presence.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">How about it, Mrs Hall, a ticket</font>
<font color="#ffff00">for you?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Just four, please.</font> Four?

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<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, need one for my date</font>
<font color="#ffff00">for the evening.</font>

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Your date?

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<font color="#ffff00">The day is young.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Come on, Jim, no girl likes a</font>
<font color="#ffff00">cheapskate.</font>

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Who's the extra one for?
<font color="#ffff00">Who do you think?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Time waits for no man, Jim lad, and</font>
<font color="#ffff00">neither will Helen.</font>

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Morning, Mrs Brompton.

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<font color="#00ffff">Diana - please.</font>

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How can we be of service?

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<font color="#00ffff">Daffodil Ball.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">If you're not too busy I wondered</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">if we might lure you on to the dance</font>
<font color="#00ffff">floor.</font>

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Well, that depends what you're using
as bait.

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SHE GIGGLES

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<font color="#00ffff">Stop it.</font>

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It would be our pleasure to
support the cause.

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Tristan, money?<font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>

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"Our pleasure" really?

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And, uh, Mrs Hall, would you mind
showing Diana out?

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<font color="#00ff00">Show her out?</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">We'll have to scrape her off him</font>
<font color="#00ff00">first.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">This way.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Swap.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Thank you.</font> <font color="#00ffff">Thank you,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">bye-bye...</font>

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What?

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What, is it?

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I mean, if you can't see, then

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there's really no hope for you,
brother.

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<font color="#00ff00">If that woman were any more forward,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">she'd be here yesterday.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Nonsense, Diana's happily married.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Isn't she?</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Not any longer.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Not for a year now.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Well, she was probably just</font>
<font color="#00ffff">being friendly.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">You know, I heard he ran off with</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the housekeeper.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">I heard the gardener.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">How did you get on with Merrick last</font>
<font color="#00ffff">night?</font>

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I thought you were going to tag
that on to the end of your list.

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<font color="#00ffff">Oh, James, you really can't allow</font>
<font color="#00ffff">yourself to be so forgetful.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">The memory is a muscle that must be</font>
<font color="#00ffff">exercised.</font>

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I'll get up there right away.

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<font color="#00ffff">No, no, you've got a busy surgery</font>
<font color="#00ffff">today.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Here.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Organised as ever.</font>

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Why doesn't Tristan stay
and help out?

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With both examination rooms
in operation,

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we'd get through them a lot quicker.

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<font color="#00ffff">I'd like to keep Tristan under my</font>
<font color="#00ffff">wing for a while.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">He's still got a lot to learn.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Go on, go and get ready.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Mr Farnon - postcard from Dorothy.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Who's the old Siegfried?</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">And why does she hope he gets out</font>
<font color="#00ff00">from time to time?</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Sorry, I thought it were for me.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">I didn't realise until it were too</font>
<font color="#00ff00">late.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I'm sure.</font>

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HORN BLARES

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<font color="#ffff00">All right, all right, I'm coming.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">No Rover?</font> <font color="#00ffff">Not today, it's leaking</font>
<font color="#00ffff">oil everywhere.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Do your tie up, man, we must present</font>
<font color="#00ffff">our very best self to our clients.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">You know, you could do far worse</font>
<font color="#ffff00">than Diana Brompton.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I see you got another postcard from</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Dorothy.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">How's Malta?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Hot and rocky.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">She's looking forward to becoming a</font>
<font color="#00ffff">grandmother.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Shame, I got the impression you were</font>
<font color="#ffff00">rather fond of her.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Oh, hang on, hang on, slow down,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">slow down.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Stop.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Morning, Helen.</font>

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All right, Triss, Siegfried.

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What can I do for you?

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<font color="#ffff00">Oh, it's not me, actually.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Um, I think James wanted to see</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you about something.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">He's at the house if you wanted to</font>
<font color="#ffff00">pop in.</font>

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Right.

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Thanks.

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Bye. BOTH: Bye.

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Helen.<font color="#ffff00">Hello.</font>

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Please, come in, come in.

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Come on through.

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There we are.

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OK, then...

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..how can I help?

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<font color="#ffff00">I thought you wanted to see me.</font>

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You did? I mean, I do. Why wouldn't
I?

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Of course I'd like to see you...

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<font color="#ffff00">Right.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Only, I've got to get back and put</font>
<font color="#ffff00">our carrots in, so, shall we?</font>

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Sorry, shall we what?

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<font color="#ffff00">The reason you wanted to see me.</font>

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I'm not sure I understand -
you came here.

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<font color="#ffff00">Because Tristan asked me to.</font>

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Ah.

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<font color="#ffff00">He said you wanted to speak to me</font>
<font color="#ffff00">about something.</font>

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I'm sure he did.

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Well...

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Triss and I are going to the
Daffodil Ball.

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<font color="#ffff00">And I couldn't be happier for you.</font>

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Oh, no, no, he's not...
Not together.

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I mean, well, we are but not...

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<font color="#ffff00">James, it's fine...</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">..you have my blessings.</font>

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See, because of that...

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..now I'm not inviting you.

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I had a spare ticket but I'll just
have to give it to someone else.

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<font color="#ffff00">Probably for the best.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I haven't really been out since...</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">..well...</font>

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No-one will care.

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We'll go as a group, you, me,
Triss...

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..whoever he manages to drag along.

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I'm a terrible dancer,

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so that amusement alone is a good
enough reason to come.

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<font color="#ffff00">I don't know.</font>

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DOOR CHIMES

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<font color="#00ff00">It's my dog.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">He disappeared yesterday</font>
<font color="#00ff00">evening on one of our walks.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">I found him when I went back out</font>
<font color="#00ff00">again this morning,</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">he must've been in this</font>
<font color="#00ff00">trap all night.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Well, bring him through.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">James!</font>

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DOG WHINES

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<font color="#00ffff">I need you!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Don't worry, go.</font>

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We need to get him something for the
pain and sedated right away.

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What's his name?<font color="#00ff00">It's Rock.</font>

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Mrs Hall, pass the cotton wool,
please.

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<font color="#00ff00">You'll be able to save him,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">won't you?</font>

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I can't tell.

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I won't be able to tell you
until I've explored the wound.

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<font color="#00ffff">Who would do such a thing?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">It's monstrous.</font>

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Oh, it looks a mess.

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I won't know until I'm right
inside how bad it is.

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What I'd do for an X-ray machine
now.

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<font color="#00ffff">Doesn't seem natural, being able to</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">see your insides on the outside like</font>
<font color="#00ffff">that.</font>

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They're an incredible diagnostic
tool.

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All right, he's asleep.

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I don't think the leg's broken.

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We better hope there's still some
circulation to the paw.

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<font color="#00ff00">And if there's not?</font>

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I'm afraid he'll lose the foot.

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Colonel, good morning.

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<font color="#ffff00">Now, then, Farnon, what's all this</font>
<font color="#ffff00">about?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">We were expecting you last night.</font>

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Yeah, I'm afraid, there was
something

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of an administrative balls up.

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My colleague missed you off his
list.

168
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<font color="#ffff00">Oh, and there I was believing I was</font>
<font color="#ffff00">one of your most valued clients.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Oh, I'm almost hurt.</font>

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Rest assured, you have my undivided
attention now.

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Bag please, Tristan.

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<font color="#ffff00">Yes, err, unfortunately, I've</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">had to find another dance partner.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Sorry to say, too little, too late,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">old chap.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Still, there's, there's nothing like</font>
<font color="#ffff00">a bit of healthy</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">competition to keep you on your</font>
<font color="#ffff00">toes, hey, Farnon?</font>

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Indeed.

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George, what a qualified pleasure it
is to see you.

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HE LAUGHS

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<font color="#ffff00">Now, now, chaps, we mustn't</font>
<font color="#ffff00">squabble.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I'd hate to be the bone between a</font>
<font color="#ffff00">pair of scrapping dogs.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">If you're finding yourself</font>
<font color="#ffff00">unable to cope,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I could always take a few more</font>
<font color="#ffff00">clients off your hands.</font>

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I'm perfectly capa... More than
capable, thank you.

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<font color="#00ffff">Oh, there's no shame in admitting</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you can't keep up.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">The years are rolling on.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Ha-ha, the coup de grace.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Until next time, Hubert.</font>

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Rolling on? You're rolling on.

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He's older than I am.

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<font color="#ffff00">Still, since you've come all this</font>
<font color="#ffff00">way,</font>

192
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<font color="#ffff00">there's no harm in you casting</font>
<font color="#ffff00">an expert eye over her.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I imagine there wouldn't be a</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">charge - on account of all the</font>
<font color="#ffff00">bother.</font>

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No, of course not, Hubert...

196
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..anything for our most valued
customer.

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<font color="#ffff00">I've asked this morning's clients to</font>
<font color="#ffff00">come back this afternoon.</font>

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I don't understand why Siegfried
doesn't let Tristan run surgery.

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If there were two of us, we wouldn't
have to send anyone away.

200
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<font color="#ffff00">Mr Farnon has his ways...</font>

201
00:10:32,379 --> 00:10:34,539
<font color="#ffff00">..maddening as they might be.</font>

202
00:10:34,579 --> 00:10:36,939
<font color="#ffff00">It's best to let sleeping dogs lie.</font>
Mm.

203
00:10:36,979 --> 00:10:39,659
I'm not sure I'd describe Siegfried
as a sleeping dog.

204
00:10:41,459 --> 00:10:42,459
Thanks.

205
00:10:44,219 --> 00:10:45,779
<font color="#ffff00">How's he getting on?</font>

206
00:10:45,819 --> 00:10:48,339
<font color="#ffff00">I'd like to be able to give</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Mr Hammond some good news.</font>

207
00:10:48,379 --> 00:10:50,299
I don't think the bone is broken.

208
00:10:50,339 --> 00:10:52,019
We need to hope it's not infected.

209
00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:59,339
Seems like a nice chap.

210
00:10:59,379 --> 00:11:00,659
<font color="#ffff00">He does.</font>

211
00:11:02,939 --> 00:11:04,699
<font color="#ffff00">He is.</font>

212
00:11:04,739 --> 00:11:07,859
<font color="#ffff00">I better get a brew on before he</font>
<font color="#ffff00">wears a hole in the floor.</font>

213
00:11:09,499 --> 00:11:10,939
I'll do the best I can.

214
00:11:21,499 --> 00:11:24,059
102.5.

215
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Stethoscope.

216
00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:27,699
Thank you, Tristan.

217
00:11:27,739 --> 00:11:29,459
<font color="#ffff00">Pandhi said her insides are blocked</font>
<font color="#ffff00">up,</font>

218
00:11:29,499 --> 00:11:32,259
<font color="#ffff00">gave her some linseed oil to</font>
<font color="#ffff00">grease the wheels.</font>

219
00:11:32,299 --> 00:11:33,379
Really?

220
00:11:33,419 --> 00:11:35,139
Well, that's one way of doing it,
I suppose.

221
00:11:35,179 --> 00:11:37,339
<font color="#ffff00">And that's not the treatment you'd</font>
<font color="#ffff00">prescribe?</font>

222
00:11:37,379 --> 00:11:40,019
Well, we all have our different
approaches, Colonel.

223
00:11:40,059 --> 00:11:42,619
And different degrees of success
that go with them.

224
00:11:42,659 --> 00:11:43,659
COW MOOS

225
00:11:46,899 --> 00:11:48,099
Yes, I thought so.

226
00:11:48,139 --> 00:11:49,779
You're struggling, aren't you, old
girl?

227
00:11:49,819 --> 00:11:51,739
Stomach powders.<font color="#ffff00">Coming right up.</font>

228
00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:53,939
I'm afraid there's definitely
a blockage.

229
00:11:53,979 --> 00:11:56,139
It could be she's had too much
roughage and that's bunged

230
00:11:56,179 --> 00:11:58,779
her up or there could be a wire or
something else caught up inside.

231
00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:00,459
<font color="#ffff00">Well, it sounds serious.</font>

232
00:12:00,499 --> 00:12:02,059
More common than you'd think.

233
00:12:02,099 --> 00:12:04,419
Did Pandhi not mention the
possibility?

234
00:12:04,459 --> 00:12:08,179
<font color="#ffff00">I told my stock man to wait for you,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Farnon.</font>

235
00:12:08,219 --> 00:12:09,419
<font color="#ffff00">Lesson learned.</font>

236
00:12:09,459 --> 00:12:11,979
We'll start off with the powders to
help her work it through and

237
00:12:12,019 --> 00:12:15,099
if that doesn't shift it, I'm afraid
we'll have to come back and operate.

238
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COW MOOS

239
00:12:27,459 --> 00:12:28,459
Mr Hammond?

240
00:12:32,659 --> 00:12:34,779
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, noticed the timing's off.</font>

241
00:12:34,819 --> 00:12:37,059
<font color="#ffff00">Well, I put it forward every</font>
<font color="#ffff00">morning.</font>

242
00:12:37,099 --> 00:12:39,339
<font color="#00ffff">Well, I could fix it for you, if you</font>
<font color="#00ffff">like?</font>

243
00:12:39,379 --> 00:12:41,659
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, I've got used to it now.</font>

244
00:12:41,699 --> 00:12:43,859
<font color="#ffff00">Sometimes I put it forward more</font>
<font color="#ffff00">than I should</font>

245
00:12:43,899 --> 00:12:46,899
<font color="#ffff00">to get them out the house sooner.</font>

246
00:12:46,939 --> 00:12:48,619
<font color="#00ffff">Well...</font>

247
00:12:48,659 --> 00:12:50,979
<font color="#00ffff">..there speaks a woman wise to the</font>
<font color="#00ffff">world.</font>

248
00:12:51,019 --> 00:12:54,899
<font color="#ffff00">Wise to the lot I've been lumbered</font>
<font color="#ffff00">with, certainly.</font>

249
00:12:54,939 --> 00:12:57,099
<font color="#00ffff">Sorry, I've never been good at</font>
<font color="#00ffff">waiting for news,</font>

250
00:12:57,139 --> 00:12:58,499
<font color="#00ffff">I have to keep myself busy.</font>

251
00:12:58,539 --> 00:13:00,499
<font color="#ffff00">You and me both.</font>

252
00:13:00,539 --> 00:13:02,739
<font color="#ffff00">Mr Herriot is a wonderful vet.</font>

253
00:13:04,299 --> 00:13:07,059
<font color="#ffff00">If you want any more milk, you just</font>
<font color="#ffff00">let me know.</font>

254
00:13:07,099 --> 00:13:08,219
<font color="#00ffff">I will.</font>

255
00:13:08,259 --> 00:13:11,539
<font color="#00ffff">I'm sorry, in the rush,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I didn't catch your name.</font>

256
00:13:12,819 --> 00:13:14,219
<font color="#ffff00">It's...</font>

257
00:13:14,259 --> 00:13:16,099
<font color="#ffff00">..Audrey.</font>

258
00:13:16,139 --> 00:13:17,419
<font color="#00ffff">Gerald.</font>

259
00:13:21,099 --> 00:13:23,419
<font color="#ffff00">Sugar, I forgot the sugar.</font>

260
00:13:23,459 --> 00:13:25,699
<font color="#ffff00">I'll just, um.</font>

261
00:13:25,739 --> 00:13:28,299
<font color="#ffff00">No, no, I can leave that.</font>

262
00:13:28,339 --> 00:13:29,899
<font color="#ffff00">And I'll come back with your, uh...</font>

263
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,619
<font color="#ffff00">..with the, um...</font> <font color="#00ffff">Sugar.</font>

264
00:13:35,979 --> 00:13:37,499
<font color="#ffff00">That's the chap.</font>

265
00:13:50,099 --> 00:13:52,499
<font color="#ffff00">What's this?</font> It's the list.

266
00:13:52,539 --> 00:13:55,379
The list, man. Don't look like that,
tell me what's next.<font color="#ffff00">Oh.</font>

267
00:13:57,179 --> 00:13:58,419
<font color="#ffff00">Mr Dinsdale.</font>

268
00:13:58,459 --> 00:14:00,939
Ah, yes, sow, aural haematoma.

269
00:14:00,979 --> 00:14:02,619
See? All up here.

270
00:14:02,659 --> 00:14:05,659
<font color="#ffff00">Why would you have Merrick</font>
<font color="#ffff00">written twice?</font>

271
00:14:05,699 --> 00:14:07,259
Well, I wouldn't.

272
00:14:08,299 --> 00:14:11,259
<font color="#ffff00">Unless this was left in your pocket</font>
<font color="#ffff00">from last night.</font>

273
00:14:11,299 --> 00:14:12,939
<font color="#ffff00">Which would suggest you were</font>
<font color="#ffff00">supposed</font>

274
00:14:12,979 --> 00:14:14,739
<font color="#ffff00">to go to Merrick's and not James?</font>

275
00:14:31,619 --> 00:14:33,219
What're you doing?

276
00:14:33,259 --> 00:14:36,139
<font color="#ffff00">We must present our best self for</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the clients, Siegfried.</font>

277
00:14:41,539 --> 00:14:44,379
Morning.

278
00:14:45,499 --> 00:14:48,099
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, we thought it'd be a grand</font>
<font color="#00ffff">adventure...</font>

279
00:14:48,139 --> 00:14:50,259
<font color="#00ffff">..too young to know any better.</font>

280
00:14:50,299 --> 00:14:52,219
<font color="#ffff00">You were in good company.</font>

281
00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:54,219
<font color="#00ffff">I should never have been there in</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the first place,</font>

282
00:14:54,259 --> 00:14:56,419
<font color="#00ffff">I lied to the recruiting officer</font>
<font color="#00ffff">about my age.</font>

283
00:14:56,459 --> 00:14:59,059
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, God, you were one of those...</font>

284
00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:00,739
<font color="#ffff00">..king, country.</font>

285
00:15:02,699 --> 00:15:04,059
<font color="#00ffff">The usual nonsense.</font>

286
00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:07,339
<font color="#00ffff">You know, funny thing is...</font>

287
00:15:07,379 --> 00:15:09,179
<font color="#00ffff">..I wouldn't change it for the</font>
<font color="#00ffff">world.</font>

288
00:15:10,659 --> 00:15:13,579
<font color="#00ffff">Even though it left me hobbling</font>
<font color="#00ffff">about.</font>

289
00:15:13,619 --> 00:15:16,579
<font color="#00ffff">The struggle makes everything all</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the more worth it.</font>

290
00:15:19,099 --> 00:15:21,299
<font color="#ffff00">I'll keep telling myself that.</font>

291
00:15:24,339 --> 00:15:26,819
Mr Hammond, you can come through.

292
00:15:30,939 --> 00:15:32,659
<font color="#00ffff">Thank you for the tea.</font>

293
00:15:47,699 --> 00:15:49,379
We've patched him up.

294
00:15:49,419 --> 00:15:51,219
I'm worried there could be an
infection,

295
00:15:51,259 --> 00:15:53,819
the wound must've been open for some
time.

296
00:15:53,859 --> 00:15:56,939
If it spreads, it could poison the
blood stream.

297
00:15:56,979 --> 00:15:58,499
<font color="#00ffff">And then what?</font>

298
00:15:58,539 --> 00:16:00,739
There's still a chance he could lose
the leg.

299
00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:05,459
<font color="#00ffff">Hm, better that than his life.</font>

300
00:16:05,499 --> 00:16:07,219
Leave him with us for a few days.

301
00:16:07,259 --> 00:16:09,619
<font color="#00ffff">Hey, you'll be all right, Rock, lad.</font>

302
00:16:09,659 --> 00:16:13,419
<font color="#00ffff">This nice gentleman and kind lady</font>
<font color="#00ffff">are going to take care of you.</font>

303
00:16:17,659 --> 00:16:19,939
<font color="#ffff00">And Jess will keep him company.</font>

304
00:16:28,619 --> 00:16:31,179
<font color="#00ffff">Will we be seeing you at the dance</font>
<font color="#00ffff">then?</font>

305
00:16:31,219 --> 00:16:32,499
<font color="#ffff00">God willing.</font>

306
00:16:32,539 --> 00:16:35,379
So long as you fulfil your
professional obligations first.

307
00:16:35,419 --> 00:16:37,619
<font color="#ffff00">And, by God, I naturally mean my</font>
<font color="#ffff00">brother.</font>

308
00:16:37,659 --> 00:16:40,019
<font color="#00ff00">Them eggs will not collect</font>
<font color="#00ff00">themselves, you know.</font>

309
00:16:41,739 --> 00:16:44,019
<font color="#00ff00">Should have kept her locked in</font>
<font color="#00ff00">the coal shed.</font>

310
00:16:44,059 --> 00:16:46,419
<font color="#00ff00">Our little Buttercup's in here.</font>

311
00:16:47,739 --> 00:16:51,299
<font color="#00ff00">Now, that boil on her noggin's even</font>
<font color="#00ff00">bigger than last time you were up.</font>

312
00:16:53,219 --> 00:16:55,779
I didn't have the correct instrument
to complete the procedure.

313
00:16:55,819 --> 00:16:57,939
<font color="#00ff00">Here's our little lass now.</font>

314
00:16:59,859 --> 00:17:01,379
<font color="#ffff00">Holy Mary, Mother of God.</font>

315
00:17:01,419 --> 00:17:04,979
Oh, yes ,I can see from here the
haematoma's even more engorged.

316
00:17:05,019 --> 00:17:07,419
<font color="#00ff00">Ah, looks fit to burst.</font>

317
00:17:07,459 --> 00:17:10,579
<font color="#00ff00">I thought about going in and having</font>
<font color="#00ff00">a go myself, like...</font>

318
00:17:10,619 --> 00:17:12,179
<font color="#00ff00">..not for very long, mind.</font>

319
00:17:12,219 --> 00:17:14,379
<font color="#ffff00">Yes, well, it's becoming apparent to</font>
<font color="#ffff00">me</font>

320
00:17:14,419 --> 00:17:16,979
<font color="#ffff00">now why you might have left your</font>
<font color="#ffff00">scalpel at home last time.</font>

321
00:17:17,019 --> 00:17:19,419
Thankfully, I believe we have it
here today.<font color="#ffff00">Mm.</font>

322
00:17:22,139 --> 00:17:23,779
I don't know why you're
handing that to me,

323
00:17:23,819 --> 00:17:25,539
we learn by doing, little brother.

324
00:17:28,459 --> 00:17:31,499
<font color="#ffff00">I imagine she's called Buttercup</font>
<font color="#ffff00">because uh...</font>

325
00:17:31,539 --> 00:17:34,579
<font color="#ffff00">..well, despite appearances, she's</font>
<font color="#ffff00">a tender and sweet soul at heart?</font>

326
00:17:34,619 --> 00:17:36,459
<font color="#00ff00">Not as it goes.</font>

327
00:17:36,499 --> 00:17:39,019
<font color="#00ff00">Nearly took me finger off once.</font>

328
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:43,299
<font color="#00ff00">If she gets hold of you, my advice</font>
<font color="#00ff00">is to play dead.</font>

329
00:17:43,339 --> 00:17:45,339
<font color="#00ff00">Unless you think she might actually</font>
<font color="#00ff00">kill you,</font>

330
00:17:45,379 --> 00:17:47,179
<font color="#00ff00">in which case, don't...</font>

331
00:17:47,219 --> 00:17:48,899
<font color="#00ff00">..play dead, I mean.</font>

332
00:17:48,939 --> 00:17:50,219
<font color="#ffff00">Right.</font>

333
00:17:51,699 --> 00:17:53,339
<font color="#ffff00">Siegfried?</font> Come now, Tristan.

334
00:17:53,379 --> 00:17:55,739
It's alright to be frightened,
for without fear,

335
00:17:55,779 --> 00:17:57,139
there cannot be courage.

336
00:17:57,179 --> 00:17:59,419
<font color="#ffff00">Ha, without courage, there can't be</font>
<font color="#ffff00">pain.</font>

337
00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:18,339
# I'm called Little Buttercup

338
00:18:18,379 --> 00:18:20,739
# Dear Little Buttercup. #

339
00:18:23,139 --> 00:18:24,659
Try not to startle it!

340
00:18:26,619 --> 00:18:28,739
<font color="#ffff00">Forget the pig, you startled me!</font>

341
00:18:31,139 --> 00:18:33,699
<font color="#ffff00">Good Buttercup.</font>

342
00:18:33,739 --> 00:18:35,699
<font color="#ffff00">Good pig.</font>

343
00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:37,579
BUTTERCUP GRUNTS

344
00:18:37,619 --> 00:18:39,139
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, God!</font>

345
00:18:39,179 --> 00:18:41,379
BUTTERCUP GRUNTS

346
00:18:41,419 --> 00:18:43,899
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, ah.</font>

347
00:18:45,179 --> 00:18:47,539
Mr Dinsdale, I fear we may have to
return with anaesthetic

348
00:18:47,579 --> 00:18:50,419
to tame the beast before we operate.

349
00:18:50,459 --> 00:18:51,739
<font color="#00ff00">Oh, aye, when would that be then?</font>

350
00:18:51,779 --> 00:18:53,699
Oh, not until this evening.<font color="#ffff00">What?</font>

351
00:18:53,739 --> 00:18:55,499
<font color="#ffff00">No, Siegfried, we can't come back.</font>

352
00:19:01,619 --> 00:19:04,139
<font color="#ffff00">Look, we're here now, I'll do it</font>
<font color="#ffff00">now.</font>

353
00:19:09,339 --> 00:19:13,099
<font color="#00ff00">He's either very brave or very</font>
<font color="#00ff00">stupid.</font>

354
00:19:13,139 --> 00:19:16,459
I believe it's a heady mixture of
both.

355
00:19:16,499 --> 00:19:19,899
<font color="#ffff00">No courage without fear.</font>

356
00:19:21,299 --> 00:19:22,499
BUTTERCUP GRUNTS

357
00:19:22,539 --> 00:19:23,979
<font color="#ffff00">Good God!</font>

358
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:28,859
I admire your persistence

359
00:19:28,899 --> 00:19:31,699
but sometimes discretion is
the better part of valour.

360
00:19:31,739 --> 00:19:33,619
<font color="#00ffff">He's done it.</font>

361
00:19:35,499 --> 00:19:38,219
<font color="#00ff00">I'll be damned.</font>

362
00:19:38,259 --> 00:19:39,459
<font color="#ffff00">I did?</font>

363
00:19:41,019 --> 00:19:43,299
<font color="#ffff00">I mean, yes, I did.</font>

364
00:19:43,339 --> 00:19:46,939
Yes, well, you made a bit of meal of
it but you got there in the end.

365
00:19:46,979 --> 00:19:48,979
<font color="#ffff00">Maybe I'll, uh, see you later.</font>

366
00:19:52,739 --> 00:19:54,859
Tristan, it's this way.

367
00:20:34,059 --> 00:20:36,299
<font color="#ffff00">Frowning at it won't change it.</font>

368
00:20:38,659 --> 00:20:40,779
It's from a friend of my mum's.

369
00:20:40,819 --> 00:20:43,459
He owns a vet's practice in Glasgow.
<font color="#ffff00">Hm.</font>

370
00:20:43,499 --> 00:20:45,339
They've offered me a job.

371
00:20:46,859 --> 00:20:48,699
<font color="#ffff00">Well, I'm not surprised.</font>

372
00:20:48,739 --> 00:20:50,739
<font color="#ffff00">Who wouldn't want you working for</font>
<font color="#ffff00">them?</font>

373
00:20:50,779 --> 00:20:53,219
Mum seems to have accepted it for
me.

374
00:20:55,019 --> 00:20:56,219
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, dear.</font>

375
00:20:56,259 --> 00:20:58,619
The practice is run by a man
called Bill Weipers.

376
00:20:58,659 --> 00:21:01,139
He's on the board at Glasgow
Veterinary College.

377
00:21:01,179 --> 00:21:03,539
He employs modern methods
and equipment.

378
00:21:03,579 --> 00:21:05,419
He has an immaculate practice,

379
00:21:05,459 --> 00:21:07,299
sterile examination rooms, nurses,

380
00:21:07,339 --> 00:21:09,099
X-ray machine.

381
00:21:09,139 --> 00:21:11,579
<font color="#ffff00">And you got lumbered with us lot.</font>

382
00:21:11,619 --> 00:21:13,459
well, it's just a different...

383
00:21:13,499 --> 00:21:16,419
..very different way of working.

384
00:21:16,459 --> 00:21:18,699
<font color="#ffff00">If you ever have any ideas about how</font>

385
00:21:18,739 --> 00:21:21,139
<font color="#ffff00">you might improve this place,</font>

386
00:21:21,179 --> 00:21:23,379
<font color="#ffff00">I'm sure Mr Farnon would hear you</font>
<font color="#ffff00">out.</font>

387
00:21:25,539 --> 00:21:28,179
<font color="#ffff00">If you catch him on a good day,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">perhaps.</font>

388
00:21:28,219 --> 00:21:32,459
It's more complicated than
that, Dad's struggling to get work.

389
00:21:32,499 --> 00:21:35,099
They're really struggling to
make ends meet.

390
00:21:35,139 --> 00:21:36,699
<font color="#ffff00">Well, they'd want you to be happy.</font>

391
00:21:36,739 --> 00:21:39,339
<font color="#ffff00">As a parent, that's all you want for</font>
<font color="#ffff00">your children.</font>

392
00:21:39,379 --> 00:21:41,499
It feels so selfish.

393
00:21:41,539 --> 00:21:43,019
They spent their life savings
putting

394
00:21:43,059 --> 00:21:44,499
me through college, I owe it to
them.

395
00:21:44,539 --> 00:21:46,659
<font color="#ffff00">How long have you got to decide?</font>

396
00:21:46,699 --> 00:21:47,899
I've got a few months to work out

397
00:21:47,939 --> 00:21:49,659
if there's something here worth
staying for.

398
00:21:49,699 --> 00:21:52,019
<font color="#ffff00">Or someone?</font>

399
00:21:57,659 --> 00:21:59,659
Helen took the other one.

400
00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:05,099
How many cases have we got to get
through this afternoon?

401
00:22:05,139 --> 00:22:06,299
<font color="#ffff00">16.</font>

402
00:22:12,899 --> 00:22:15,099
We'll use both examination rooms.

403
00:22:15,139 --> 00:22:17,059
While I'm treating an animal in
one...

404
00:22:17,099 --> 00:22:19,019
<font color="#ffff00">I'll settle the next one into the</font>
<font color="#ffff00">other room.</font>

405
00:22:19,059 --> 00:22:23,019
Once I've finished treatment, you
show them out, settle up the bill.

406
00:22:23,059 --> 00:22:25,859
I'll go straight through to deal
with the next.<font color="#ffff00">Righto.</font>

407
00:22:30,099 --> 00:22:31,379
<font color="#ffff00">Hello, there.</font>

408
00:22:33,979 --> 00:22:36,099
Hello.

409
00:22:36,139 --> 00:22:37,179
Good afternoon.<font color="#00ff00">Mr Herriot.</font>

410
00:22:37,219 --> 00:22:38,219
<font color="#ffff00">Afternoon.</font> <font color="#00ffff">Hello.</font>

411
00:22:42,659 --> 00:22:44,379
<font color="#ffff00">Right, Mrs Kirkby, with a rabbit.</font>

412
00:22:44,419 --> 00:22:45,499
<font color="#00ffff">That's me.</font>

413
00:22:45,539 --> 00:22:46,579
<font color="#ffff00">Lovely.</font>

414
00:22:47,619 --> 00:22:50,059
<font color="#ffff00">Miss Fearnly?</font> <font color="#00ff00">Yes, lovely.</font>

415
00:22:50,099 --> 00:22:51,659
<font color="#ffff00">Would you like to come through?</font>

416
00:22:54,659 --> 00:22:56,059
Thank you, Mrs Jackson.

417
00:22:56,099 --> 00:22:58,739
Keep George warm by the fire,
that'll help speed up the waking
process.

418
00:22:58,779 --> 00:22:59,779
<font color="#00ff00">Thank you, love.</font>

419
00:22:59,819 --> 00:23:01,979
<font color="#ffff00">It's Anne with Susie.</font>
I'll be with you in a second.

420
00:23:02,019 --> 00:23:04,379
<font color="#00ffff">And don't you look happy about it.</font>

421
00:23:04,419 --> 00:23:06,859
Sorry, I've been rushed off my feet.

422
00:23:06,899 --> 00:23:08,819
Hello, Susie.

423
00:23:08,859 --> 00:23:10,739
How're you getting on with those
pups of yours?

424
00:23:10,779 --> 00:23:12,939
<font color="#00ffff">They're all grand.</font>

425
00:23:12,979 --> 00:23:16,059
<font color="#00ffff">First one you got out's</font>
<font color="#00ffff">biggest of the lot.</font>

426
00:23:16,099 --> 00:23:17,779
<font color="#00ffff">We named him James.</font>

427
00:23:17,819 --> 00:23:19,699
I'll have to come up and visit him.

428
00:23:19,739 --> 00:23:23,779
Don't worry, Susie. Hey, we just
need to check how you're getting on.

429
00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:25,259
BELL RINGS

430
00:23:26,459 --> 00:23:28,579
Excuse me.<font color="#ffff00">Come on through.</font>

431
00:23:29,979 --> 00:23:33,059
Hi, Helen.<font color="#00ff00">Hi.</font>

432
00:23:33,099 --> 00:23:34,259
You look...

433
00:23:35,659 --> 00:23:37,339
It's good to see you.

434
00:23:38,659 --> 00:23:40,019
<font color="#00ff00">Shall I come in?</font>

435
00:23:40,059 --> 00:23:41,779
Yes ,of course.

436
00:23:41,819 --> 00:23:45,299
I'm just finishing up, I won't be
long, I swear.

437
00:23:45,339 --> 00:23:47,099
<font color="#00ffff">She won't mind waiting.</font>

438
00:23:47,139 --> 00:23:48,739
<font color="#00ff00">Oh, hello.</font>

439
00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:55,459
<font color="#ffff00">Tea?</font> <font color="#00ff00">I think so.</font>

440
00:24:03,219 --> 00:24:05,659
Oh, you've certainly put
the weight back on.

441
00:24:05,699 --> 00:24:07,099
Sorry, Susie.

442
00:24:07,139 --> 00:24:09,019
That's very rude of me, isn't it?

443
00:24:12,219 --> 00:24:15,699
<font color="#00ffff">You know, if ever you're to get</font>
<font color="#00ffff">beyond smiling at the girl...</font>

444
00:24:15,739 --> 00:24:18,419
<font color="#00ffff">..you might eventually have to do</font>
<font color="#00ffff">something about it.</font>

445
00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:34,579
What happened to the other one?
<font color="#ffff00">What?</font>

446
00:24:34,619 --> 00:24:36,259
I thought we could chat.

447
00:24:36,299 --> 00:24:38,219
<font color="#ffff00">Um..</font>

448
00:24:38,259 --> 00:24:39,619
<font color="#ffff00">..yeah, great, OK.</font>

449
00:24:39,659 --> 00:24:42,339
The other one, the barmaid,
Margaret?

450
00:24:42,379 --> 00:24:45,859
<font color="#ffff00">Maggie?</font> I suppose she got sick of
you.

451
00:24:45,899 --> 00:24:49,259
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, the thing about Maggie and me</font>
<font color="#ffff00">is we're like ships in the night.</font>

452
00:24:49,299 --> 00:24:51,619
<font color="#ffff00">Travelling our own separate</font>
<font color="#ffff00">courses...</font>

453
00:24:51,659 --> 00:24:53,379
<font color="#ffff00">..occasionally we...</font>

454
00:24:53,419 --> 00:24:55,659
<font color="#ffff00">..crash into one another during</font>
<font color="#ffff00">stormy weather.</font>

455
00:24:55,699 --> 00:24:57,819
Meanwhile, you happily flit...

456
00:24:57,859 --> 00:25:00,179
..courting one girl and then the
next.

457
00:25:00,219 --> 00:25:02,339
<font color="#ffff00">First of all - no-one courts.</font>

458
00:25:02,379 --> 00:25:04,299
Then what are they doing?
<font color="#ffff00">They date.</font>

459
00:25:04,339 --> 00:25:05,539
We're not Americans.

460
00:25:05,579 --> 00:25:07,299
<font color="#ffff00">The world's changing.</font>

461
00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:09,619
<font color="#ffff00">Not every evening spent in the</font>
<font color="#ffff00">company of a woman</font>

462
00:25:09,659 --> 00:25:12,659
<font color="#ffff00">necessarily has to end in something</font>
<font color="#ffff00">particularly meaningful.</font>

463
00:25:12,699 --> 00:25:15,339
<font color="#ffff00">In fact, most often it necessarily</font>
<font color="#ffff00">doesn't.</font>

464
00:25:15,379 --> 00:25:16,939
Then what's the point of it all?

465
00:25:16,979 --> 00:25:18,859
<font color="#ffff00">Fun.</font>

466
00:25:18,899 --> 00:25:21,179
<font color="#ffff00">I understand that's a very alien</font>
<font color="#ffff00">concept to you.</font>

467
00:25:21,219 --> 00:25:23,499
I am fun, I'm perfectly bloody fun.

468
00:25:23,539 --> 00:25:25,499
<font color="#ffff00">You certainly used to be.</font>

469
00:25:25,539 --> 00:25:27,899
<font color="#ffff00">Now I don't know what's happened.</font>
What's that supposed to mean?

470
00:25:27,939 --> 00:25:29,499
<font color="#ffff00">You didn't used to be like this.</font>

471
00:25:29,539 --> 00:25:30,579
Like what?

472
00:25:30,619 --> 00:25:32,619
<font color="#ffff00">Allowing Merrick to get a free</font>
<font color="#ffff00">ride...</font>

473
00:25:32,659 --> 00:25:34,419
<font color="#ffff00">..letting Pandhi rattle you and...</font>

474
00:25:34,459 --> 00:25:36,139
<font color="#ffff00">..don't even get me started on the</font>
<font color="#ffff00">women.</font>

475
00:25:36,179 --> 00:25:38,139
Well, I imagine the problem's
getting you to stop.

476
00:25:38,179 --> 00:25:39,699
<font color="#ffff00">There's no spirit, the fight's gone.</font>

477
00:25:39,739 --> 00:25:41,899
I assure you, it has not.
<font color="#ffff00">Really?</font>

478
00:25:41,939 --> 00:25:44,779
<font color="#ffff00">Cos in the not too distant past,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you would've tackled that sow</font>

479
00:25:44,819 --> 00:25:46,419
<font color="#ffff00">without a moment's hesitation,</font>

480
00:25:46,459 --> 00:25:48,659
<font color="#ffff00">just to show people that you could.</font>

481
00:25:48,699 --> 00:25:51,659
<font color="#ffff00">I'm not saying you're past it but...</font>
You just did!

482
00:25:51,699 --> 00:25:53,579
<font color="#ffff00">Stuck in a rut maybe, one that I</font>
<font color="#ffff00">thought Dorothy</font>

483
00:25:53,619 --> 00:25:54,779
<font color="#ffff00">had got you out of it but...</font>

484
00:25:54,819 --> 00:25:56,739
I'm not in a rut, there is no bloody
rut!

485
00:26:14,539 --> 00:26:16,699
Oh, I'll get that for you.

486
00:26:16,739 --> 00:26:18,499
<font color="#ffff00">Bye.</font> <font color="#00ffff">Bye.</font>

487
00:26:20,419 --> 00:26:24,139
Good evening, good evening, Mrs
Hall, Helen, a delight as ever.

488
00:26:24,179 --> 00:26:25,779
<font color="#ffff00">What happened to you?</font>

489
00:26:25,819 --> 00:26:27,459
<font color="#00ffff">Fight with a pig.</font>

490
00:26:27,499 --> 00:26:29,859
<font color="#00ffff">Is it hard to believe</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I actually won?</font>

491
00:26:29,899 --> 00:26:31,539
<font color="#ffff00">Bring your muddy things down,</font>

492
00:26:31,579 --> 00:26:33,739
<font color="#ffff00">don't leave them festering on the</font>
<font color="#ffff00">floor.</font>

493
00:26:36,259 --> 00:26:38,019
<font color="#ffff00">It's been a long day.</font>

494
00:26:52,459 --> 00:26:54,619
You must barely recognise me.

495
00:26:54,659 --> 00:26:56,299
<font color="#00ff00">Oh, I don't know Siegfried,</font>

496
00:26:56,339 --> 00:26:58,499
<font color="#00ff00">I think you've weathered rather</font>
<font color="#00ff00">well.</font>

497
00:26:58,539 --> 00:26:59,899
You're very kind.

498
00:27:02,539 --> 00:27:03,899
How've you been?

499
00:27:05,259 --> 00:27:07,859
<font color="#00ff00">You know, one foot in front of the</font>
<font color="#00ff00">other.</font>

500
00:27:07,899 --> 00:27:10,019
Glad to hear it.

501
00:27:10,059 --> 00:27:11,299
There you are, James.

502
00:27:11,339 --> 00:27:13,739
About bloody time, poor Helen's
being bored silly waiting.

503
00:27:13,779 --> 00:27:15,939
<font color="#00ff00">I'm fine, Mrs Hall's been looking</font>
<font color="#00ff00">after me.</font>

504
00:27:15,979 --> 00:27:17,539
<font color="#00ffff">I had an emergency case,</font>

505
00:27:17,579 --> 00:27:19,139
<font color="#00ffff">I've been playing catch up all day.</font>

506
00:27:19,179 --> 00:27:21,099
You should really learn to deal
with these cases.

507
00:27:21,139 --> 00:27:23,619
No wonder we're struggling
to turn a profit.

508
00:27:23,659 --> 00:27:25,899
<font color="#00ffff">I would say, Siegfried,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">if Tristan were here today,</font>

509
00:27:25,939 --> 00:27:27,819
<font color="#00ffff">there would've been no need to</font>
<font color="#00ffff">send anyone away.</font>

510
00:27:27,859 --> 00:27:31,139
I want him with me until he's served
some time under my supervision.

511
00:27:31,179 --> 00:27:32,819
<font color="#00ffff">He's more than capable.</font>

512
00:27:32,859 --> 00:27:34,579
<font color="#00ff00">Oh, see how they shower me with</font>
<font color="#00ff00">praise?</font>

513
00:27:34,619 --> 00:27:36,379
<font color="#ffff00">Perhaps this could wait for another</font>
<font color="#ffff00">time?</font>

514
00:27:36,419 --> 00:27:38,019
No, if James has got something he
wants

515
00:27:38,059 --> 00:27:40,539
to get off his chest, I'd like to
hear it.

516
00:27:40,579 --> 00:27:43,739
<font color="#00ffff">If Tristan were able to practise on</font>
<font color="#00ffff">his own, we could take on more work.</font>

517
00:27:43,779 --> 00:27:46,459
<font color="#00ffff">With the extra money, maybe we could</font>
<font color="#00ffff">change a few things around here.</font>

518
00:27:46,499 --> 00:27:48,739
Change? Why on earth would
we want to change?

519
00:27:48,779 --> 00:27:50,539
<font color="#00ffff">We could be working much more</font>
<font color="#00ffff">efficiently,</font>

520
00:27:50,579 --> 00:27:52,419
<font color="#00ffff">half of our equipment</font>
<font color="#00ffff">is from the last century.</font>

521
00:27:52,459 --> 00:27:54,739
So am I! Should we just toss me
out as well?

522
00:27:54,779 --> 00:27:56,539
<font color="#00ff00">I don't think James means that.</font>

523
00:27:56,579 --> 00:27:58,299
<font color="#00ffff">Of course I don't.</font>

524
00:27:58,339 --> 00:28:00,099
<font color="#00ffff">Siegfried, I learned more from you</font>
<font color="#00ffff">in a year</font>

525
00:28:00,139 --> 00:28:01,859
<font color="#00ffff">than I did in all the time I spent</font>
<font color="#00ffff">at college.</font>

526
00:28:01,899 --> 00:28:03,339
You flatter to deceive.

527
00:28:03,379 --> 00:28:04,819
<font color="#00ff00">It's true...</font>

528
00:28:04,859 --> 00:28:06,819
<font color="#00ff00">..he told me as much before.</font>

529
00:28:09,299 --> 00:28:12,579
<font color="#00ffff">I just want to be able to offer the</font>
<font color="#00ffff">best care possible to our patients.</font>

530
00:28:12,619 --> 00:28:14,579
Of course, as do I.

531
00:28:14,619 --> 00:28:16,619
You know I'm always open to new
ideas.

532
00:28:16,659 --> 00:28:17,659
HE CHUCKLES

533
00:28:18,739 --> 00:28:19,899
What?

534
00:28:19,939 --> 00:28:21,259
I am.

535
00:28:23,139 --> 00:28:25,459
Did you know we were the first
practice in whole of Yorkshire

536
00:28:25,499 --> 00:28:27,979
to have our own centrifuge for TB
testing?

537
00:28:28,019 --> 00:28:30,419
And I always put us forward
for the trial of new medications.

538
00:28:30,459 --> 00:28:31,979
We are a forward looking practice.

539
00:28:32,019 --> 00:28:36,219
And I am one who always looks ahead,
rather than behind - always.

540
00:28:36,259 --> 00:28:38,059
Semper progrediens!

541
00:28:38,099 --> 00:28:39,859
<font color="#00ffff">Always progressing.</font> <font color="#00ff00">I know.</font>

542
00:28:39,899 --> 00:28:42,059
<font color="#ffff00">Good. Well, that all seems settled</font>
<font color="#ffff00">then.</font>

543
00:28:42,099 --> 00:28:44,259
<font color="#ffff00">Now, shouldn't you be going before</font>
<font color="#ffff00">something or other</font>

544
00:28:44,299 --> 00:28:45,779
<font color="#ffff00">turns into a pumpkin?</font>

545
00:28:47,659 --> 00:28:49,579
Semper progrediens!

546
00:28:56,979 --> 00:28:59,619
<font color="#00ff00">I believe he's fighting the</font>
<font color="#00ff00">inevitable march of time.</font>

547
00:28:59,659 --> 00:29:00,939
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, Lord help us.</font>

548
00:29:00,979 --> 00:29:03,499
<font color="#ffff00">Go on, get on with you, I've my book</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to read.</font>

549
00:29:03,539 --> 00:29:04,579
<font color="#ffff00">James...</font>

550
00:29:06,019 --> 00:29:07,459
<font color="#ffff00">..good luck.</font>

551
00:29:07,499 --> 00:29:08,739
<font color="#00ffff">You sure you won't come?</font>

552
00:29:08,779 --> 00:29:10,139
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, it's not for me.</font>

553
00:29:16,019 --> 00:29:17,619
<font color="#ffff00">Listen to that, Jess.</font>

554
00:29:21,259 --> 00:29:22,779
<font color="#ffff00">Isn't that wonderful?</font>

555
00:29:44,779 --> 00:29:46,419
You'll be fine.

556
00:30:16,659 --> 00:30:19,339
<font color="#ffff00">Dorothy happen to mention</font>
<font color="#ffff00">when she'll be returning?</font>

557
00:30:19,379 --> 00:30:22,139
<font color="#00ffff">She has no plans at the moment.</font>

558
00:30:22,179 --> 00:30:23,939
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, and how do you feel about that?</font>

559
00:30:23,979 --> 00:30:25,339
How do I feel?

560
00:30:25,379 --> 00:30:28,139
<font color="#ffff00">When you care about someone very</font>
<font color="#ffff00">much, you...</font>

561
00:30:28,179 --> 00:30:30,779
<font color="#ffff00">People have these things,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">feelings, emotions.</font>

562
00:30:30,819 --> 00:30:34,099
Dorothy's a good friend - nothing
more.

563
00:30:34,139 --> 00:30:35,219
<font color="#ffff00">Understood.</font>

564
00:30:36,419 --> 00:30:37,619
<font color="#ffff00">Well, then...</font>

565
00:30:40,899 --> 00:30:42,699
<font color="#ffff00">..without fear...</font>

566
00:30:43,939 --> 00:30:45,579
<font color="#00ffff">There can be no courage.</font>

567
00:30:45,619 --> 00:30:47,579
<font color="#00ffff">Once more unto the breach.</font>

568
00:30:52,379 --> 00:30:54,099
<font color="#00ffff">Diana.</font>

569
00:30:54,139 --> 00:30:55,619
<font color="#00ff00">Good evening.</font> <font color="#00ffff">Good evening to</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you.</font>

570
00:30:55,659 --> 00:30:57,099
<font color="#00ffff">You're looking stunning.</font> <font color="#00ff00">Thank you.</font>

571
00:30:57,139 --> 00:30:59,819
<font color="#ffff00">How many do you think he'll</font>
<font color="#ffff00">dance with tonight?</font>

572
00:30:59,859 --> 00:31:02,499
I've a feeling that once she gets a
hold of him...

573
00:31:02,539 --> 00:31:04,859
..she won't be letting go.

574
00:31:15,699 --> 00:31:18,779
My mum used to make me
go to tea dances with her.

575
00:31:18,819 --> 00:31:21,259
It used to be me and a room full of
old ladies.

576
00:31:21,299 --> 00:31:23,219
Mum used to make me stand up in
front of all of them

577
00:31:23,259 --> 00:31:24,659
and request songs from the singer.

578
00:31:24,699 --> 00:31:27,019
<font color="#ffff00">She didn't?</font> I had to dance with
her...

579
00:31:27,059 --> 00:31:28,499
..and all her friends.

580
00:31:28,539 --> 00:31:30,179
That's why I find it the most
embarrassing

581
00:31:30,219 --> 00:31:31,259
thing in the world to do.

582
00:31:31,299 --> 00:31:32,739
It's probably why I'm terrible at
it.

583
00:31:32,779 --> 00:31:34,139
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, James, stop it.</font>

584
00:31:34,179 --> 00:31:36,379
<font color="#ffff00">You're just saying it to make me</font>
<font color="#ffff00">feel better.</font>

585
00:31:36,419 --> 00:31:38,699
So, I apologise in advance for the
absolute shambles

586
00:31:38,739 --> 00:31:40,979
this'll inevitably be

587
00:31:41,019 --> 00:31:42,699
but would you like to dance?

588
00:31:42,739 --> 00:31:45,379
I promise once people see me
out there,

589
00:31:45,419 --> 00:31:48,219
no-one is going to be talking
about your wedding with Hugh.

590
00:31:48,259 --> 00:31:49,819
<font color="#ffff00">You'd really do that?</font>

591
00:31:49,859 --> 00:31:52,019
<font color="#ffff00">You'd make a complete fool out of</font>
<font color="#ffff00">yourself for me?</font>

592
00:31:52,059 --> 00:31:53,459
Every single day.

593
00:32:09,339 --> 00:32:10,979
<font color="#00ff00">No Maggie tonight, then?</font>

594
00:32:11,019 --> 00:32:13,579
<font color="#00ffff">No, no, boyfriend. Her, not me.</font>

595
00:32:15,059 --> 00:32:16,659
<font color="#00ff00">That were very clever of you,</font>

596
00:32:16,699 --> 00:32:20,339
<font color="#00ff00">tricking that pig in to bursting its</font>
<font color="#00ff00">own bubble.</font>

597
00:32:20,379 --> 00:32:22,579
<font color="#00ff00">There'd be some who'd mistake</font>
<font color="#00ff00">it for you running away.</font>

598
00:32:22,619 --> 00:32:24,299
<font color="#00ffff">Yes, well, it often takes brains</font>
<font color="#00ffff">as well</font>

599
00:32:24,339 --> 00:32:26,499
<font color="#00ffff">as brawn to solve these problems.</font>

600
00:32:26,539 --> 00:32:28,659
<font color="#00ff00">Hm, I'd settle for a pretty face.</font>

601
00:32:28,699 --> 00:32:30,299
<font color="#00ff00">How about it, then?</font>

602
00:32:30,339 --> 00:32:33,579
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, sadly, Anabel, I'm just not</font>
<font color="#00ffff">one of life's dancers.</font>

603
00:32:33,619 --> 00:32:35,419
<font color="#00ff00">Oh, that's handy...</font>

604
00:32:35,459 --> 00:32:37,419
<font color="#00ff00">..because I'm not one for dancing</font>
<font color="#00ff00">either.</font>

605
00:32:40,299 --> 00:32:41,859
<font color="#00ffff">Outstanding.</font>

606
00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:48,659
I've no idea what I'm doing.

607
00:32:48,699 --> 00:32:50,299
<font color="#ffff00">Don't worry, you're doing fine.</font>

608
00:32:54,259 --> 00:32:55,499
<font color="#ffff00">Ooh.</font> Sorry.

609
00:32:55,539 --> 00:32:57,379
<font color="#ffff00">It's alright, I've got another one.</font>

610
00:32:57,419 --> 00:33:01,339
<font color="#ffff00">Look, try and loosen up, let</font>
<font color="#ffff00">yourself go with it.</font>

611
00:33:01,379 --> 00:33:03,859
<font color="#ffff00">That's it, that's better.</font>

612
00:33:03,899 --> 00:33:05,539
<font color="#ffff00">Ooh!</font>

613
00:33:05,579 --> 00:33:08,299
<font color="#ffff00">That's a little too much.</font>

614
00:33:10,139 --> 00:33:12,619
<font color="#00ffff">I was sorry to hear about you</font>
<font color="#00ffff">and your husband.</font>

615
00:33:12,659 --> 00:33:14,819
<font color="#00ff00">Which was it, the housekeeper or the</font>
<font color="#00ff00">gardener?</font>

616
00:33:14,859 --> 00:33:16,739
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, I don't hold for such</font>
<font color="#00ffff">tittle-tattle.</font>

617
00:33:16,779 --> 00:33:18,139
<font color="#00ffff">Both, actually.</font>

618
00:33:19,299 --> 00:33:22,539
<font color="#00ff00">I wouldn't blame him if it was the</font>
<font color="#00ff00">gardener - he was quite the dish.</font>

619
00:33:23,779 --> 00:33:25,419
<font color="#00ff00">There's even one going round</font>

620
00:33:25,459 --> 00:33:28,219
<font color="#00ff00">where I've got old Len buried in the</font>
<font color="#00ff00">basement.</font>

621
00:33:28,259 --> 00:33:31,179
<font color="#00ff00">That's why no-one's seen him</font>
<font color="#00ff00">for so long.</font>

622
00:33:31,219 --> 00:33:32,699
<font color="#00ff00">I don't mind that one so much,</font>

623
00:33:32,739 --> 00:33:34,699
<font color="#00ff00">it keeps everybody on their toes.</font>

624
00:33:34,739 --> 00:33:37,779
Farnon, we've got ourselves a bit of
a problem.

625
00:33:37,819 --> 00:33:39,339
<font color="#00ffff">Yes, Colonel, I believe we have.</font>

626
00:33:39,379 --> 00:33:41,379
<font color="#00ffff">I was in the middle of a charming</font>
<font color="#00ffff">conversation with</font>

627
00:33:41,419 --> 00:33:44,659
<font color="#00ffff">this young lady and I've been rudely</font>
<font color="#00ffff">interrupted.</font>

628
00:33:44,699 --> 00:33:46,099
I beg your pardon?

629
00:33:46,139 --> 00:33:48,299
<font color="#00ffff">You can beg all you like,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you're not having it.</font>

630
00:33:48,339 --> 00:33:49,859
<font color="#00ffff">Now, if you'll excuse me.</font>

631
00:33:49,899 --> 00:33:51,539
<font color="#ffff00">You see, Colonel, what did I tell</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you?</font>

632
00:33:51,579 --> 00:33:53,139
<font color="#ffff00">He's lost it.</font>

633
00:33:53,179 --> 00:33:54,459
<font color="#00ffff">I do apologise, Diana.</font>

634
00:33:54,499 --> 00:33:56,099
<font color="#00ff00">Oh, no need.</font>

635
00:33:56,139 --> 00:33:58,019
<font color="#00ff00">I love a bit of drama.</font>

636
00:33:58,059 --> 00:34:01,579
Now hear this, Farnon, that cow is
still unwell.

637
00:34:01,619 --> 00:34:03,939
You told me it needed an operation.

638
00:34:03,979 --> 00:34:06,419
If you're not willing to come up
and sort her...

639
00:34:06,459 --> 00:34:08,619
..well, I can always take my custom
elsewhere.

640
00:34:08,659 --> 00:34:12,219
<font color="#00ffff">Custom suggests a transfer of money</font>
<font color="#00ffff">for services rendered.</font>

641
00:34:12,259 --> 00:34:14,379
I put a lot of work your way.

642
00:34:14,419 --> 00:34:16,299
<font color="#00ffff">Because we're the finest in the</font>
<font color="#00ffff">district.</font>

643
00:34:16,339 --> 00:34:18,539
<font color="#00ffff">We've three qualified vets and</font>
<font color="#00ffff">enough work</font>

644
00:34:18,579 --> 00:34:21,379
<font color="#00ffff">to necessitate the expansion of our</font>
<font color="#00ffff">practice.</font>

645
00:34:21,419 --> 00:34:25,099
<font color="#00ffff">We don't have to fight like jackals</font>
<font color="#00ffff">over scraps left by others.</font>

646
00:34:25,139 --> 00:34:28,259
<font color="#00ffff">If you really want the best possible</font>
<font color="#00ffff">care for your animals,</font>

647
00:34:28,299 --> 00:34:31,699
<font color="#00ffff">you can call during our normal</font>
<font color="#00ffff">business hours.</font>

648
00:34:31,739 --> 00:34:34,379
<font color="#00ffff">Otherwise, go with the reserve team.</font>

649
00:34:34,419 --> 00:34:36,339
<font color="#00ffff">Good evening.</font>

650
00:34:36,379 --> 00:34:40,099
Good evening? I'll give you good
evening!

651
00:34:40,139 --> 00:34:42,939
<font color="#00ff00">That was very impressive.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Thank you.</font>

652
00:34:42,979 --> 00:34:44,379
<font color="#00ff00">Where are we going?</font>

653
00:34:44,419 --> 00:34:47,139
<font color="#00ffff">No idea, I always like to sweep</font>
<font color="#00ffff">out at the end of an argument.</font>

654
00:34:47,179 --> 00:34:50,659
<font color="#00ffff">But since we're on the move, might I</font>
<font color="#00ffff">suggest somewhere more salubrious?</font>

655
00:34:50,699 --> 00:34:53,059
<font color="#00ffff">The Renniston, perhaps?</font> <font color="#00ff00">Why not?</font>

656
00:35:15,619 --> 00:35:17,059
Sorry again about your toes.

657
00:35:17,099 --> 00:35:18,259
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, it was great.</font>

658
00:35:18,299 --> 00:35:20,419
<font color="#ffff00">You were great.</font>

659
00:35:20,459 --> 00:35:22,059
<font color="#ffff00">It's been so long since...</font>

660
00:35:22,099 --> 00:35:23,459
<font color="#ffff00">I really needed that.</font>

661
00:35:23,499 --> 00:35:24,659
I'm glad.

662
00:35:26,139 --> 00:35:28,259
I'll, er, I'll fetch our drinks.

663
00:35:39,459 --> 00:35:41,939
<font color="#00ff00">Don't forget to come up for air.</font>

664
00:35:43,139 --> 00:35:45,139
<font color="#00ffff">Goodnight, Tristan.</font>

665
00:35:47,099 --> 00:35:49,499
<font color="#00ffff">Helen, been awhile. How've you been?</font>

666
00:35:49,539 --> 00:35:50,619
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, not bad. You?</font>

667
00:35:50,659 --> 00:35:52,059
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, same as always...</font>

668
00:35:52,099 --> 00:35:54,419
<font color="#00ffff">What do you say then, lass,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Fancy a turn around the floor?</font>

669
00:35:54,459 --> 00:35:56,579
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, Fernley, this is...</font> Hello.

670
00:35:56,619 --> 00:35:58,419
I'm James Herriot.

671
00:35:58,459 --> 00:36:00,819
<font color="#00ffff">Right, nice.</font>

672
00:36:02,659 --> 00:36:04,339
<font color="#00ffff">I'm sorry.</font>

673
00:36:04,379 --> 00:36:07,019
<font color="#00ffff">I didn't mean to... If you two are</font>
<font color="#00ffff">together, then.</font>

674
00:36:07,059 --> 00:36:09,019
<font color="#ffff00">Us? Oh, no, we're not.</font>

675
00:36:09,059 --> 00:36:11,179
<font color="#ffff00">Are we?</font> No, not at all.

676
00:36:12,859 --> 00:36:15,059
<font color="#00ffff">Only, we were known to have the odd</font>
<font color="#00ffff">dance in the past.</font>

677
00:36:15,099 --> 00:36:16,659
<font color="#00ffff">We even won a show together.</font>

678
00:36:17,779 --> 00:36:20,219
Go on, at least he won't stand on
your toes.

679
00:36:21,419 --> 00:36:22,579
<font color="#ffff00">Right.</font>

680
00:36:22,619 --> 00:36:23,939
Really, no trouble.

681
00:36:23,979 --> 00:36:25,659
Enjoy yourself.

682
00:36:25,699 --> 00:36:27,019
<font color="#ffff00">Thanks, James.</font>

683
00:36:41,419 --> 00:36:43,339
Idiot.

684
00:36:44,899 --> 00:36:46,299
Tea, Siegfried?

685
00:36:46,339 --> 00:36:48,099
<font color="#ffff00">If you wouldn't mind, Tristan,</font>

686
00:36:48,139 --> 00:36:50,019
<font color="#ffff00">thank you, very kind.</font>

687
00:36:54,779 --> 00:36:56,539
<font color="#ffff00">When. Bless you.</font>

688
00:37:05,819 --> 00:37:08,139
<font color="#00ffff">Good evening?</font> <font color="#ffff00">Oh, very much so.</font>

689
00:37:15,539 --> 00:37:18,099
<font color="#00ffff">How long's this going to go on for?</font>
What?

690
00:37:19,179 --> 00:37:21,859
<font color="#00ffff">The inane expressions...</font>

691
00:37:21,899 --> 00:37:23,659
<font color="#00ffff">..the smug sense of satisfaction.</font>

692
00:37:23,699 --> 00:37:25,539
<font color="#ffff00">Mrs Hall, I would've thought</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you'd be glad</font>

693
00:37:25,579 --> 00:37:27,459
<font color="#ffff00">to hear we enjoyed ourselves last</font>
<font color="#ffff00">night.</font>

694
00:37:27,499 --> 00:37:29,659
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, it's enough to put me off my</font>
<font color="#00ffff">breakfast.</font>

695
00:37:29,699 --> 00:37:31,139
<font color="#00ffff">What about James?</font>

696
00:37:31,179 --> 00:37:32,939
<font color="#00ffff">Did he enjoy himself?</font>

697
00:37:32,979 --> 00:37:35,619
PHONE RINGS

698
00:37:44,019 --> 00:37:46,019
<font color="#00ffff">Darrowby, two, two, nine, seven.</font>

699
00:37:51,099 --> 00:37:52,259
<font color="#00ffff">One moment.</font>

700
00:37:52,299 --> 00:37:53,299
<font color="#00ffff">Mr Farnon.</font>

701
00:37:55,939 --> 00:37:57,379
<font color="#00ffff">Colonel Merrick.</font>

702
00:37:58,739 --> 00:37:59,979
<font color="#ffff00">Yes, what, is it?</font>

703
00:38:01,179 --> 00:38:03,379
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, you do?</font>

704
00:38:03,419 --> 00:38:06,459
<font color="#ffff00">Yes, well, I'll have to consult our</font>
<font color="#ffff00">appointment diary first.</font>

705
00:38:10,299 --> 00:38:11,459
<font color="#ffff00">Three o'clock?</font>

706
00:38:13,179 --> 00:38:14,659
<font color="#00ffff">Breakfast's on the table.</font>

707
00:38:14,699 --> 00:38:15,939
<font color="#00ff00">I'll be there in a minute.</font>

708
00:38:15,979 --> 00:38:16,979
SIEGFRIED:<font color="#ffff00">See you then.</font>

709
00:38:17,019 --> 00:38:18,259
<font color="#00ffff">How'd it go?</font>

710
00:38:18,299 --> 00:38:20,899
<font color="#00ff00">He's doing all right, temperature's</font>
<font color="#00ff00">down.</font>

711
00:38:20,939 --> 00:38:23,219
<font color="#00ff00">The infection is starting</font>
<font color="#00ff00">to clear up.</font>

712
00:38:23,259 --> 00:38:25,539
<font color="#00ff00">You can call Mr Hammond and tell him</font>
<font color="#00ff00">to pick him up later.</font>

713
00:38:25,579 --> 00:38:26,939
<font color="#00ffff">That's not what I meant.</font>

714
00:38:29,299 --> 00:38:31,299
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, love.</font>

715
00:38:31,339 --> 00:38:32,659
<font color="#00ff00">It's alright.</font>

716
00:38:32,699 --> 00:38:35,339
<font color="#00ff00">There are a lot of people Helen</font>
<font color="#00ff00">needs to catch up with.</font>

717
00:38:37,059 --> 00:38:38,259
SIEGFRIED:<font color="#ffff00">Herriot!</font>

718
00:38:39,939 --> 00:38:41,299
<font color="#ffff00">Tristan!</font>

719
00:38:41,339 --> 00:38:43,539
I'm literally three feet away from
you.

720
00:38:43,579 --> 00:38:45,219
I don't understand why you
have to bellow.

721
00:38:45,259 --> 00:38:47,219
<font color="#ffff00">Don't be such a sensitive Sidney.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Here.</font>

722
00:38:47,259 --> 00:38:49,219
<font color="#ffff00">I've been keeping these back, one</font>
<font color="#ffff00">each.</font>

723
00:38:51,819 --> 00:38:53,179
<font color="#00ff00">And what are these for?</font>

724
00:38:53,219 --> 00:38:56,059
<font color="#ffff00">You said you wanted us to modernise,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">James?</font>

725
00:38:56,099 --> 00:38:59,339
<font color="#ffff00">We're about to give the good Colonel</font>
<font color="#ffff00">a show he'll never forget.</font>

726
00:39:05,099 --> 00:39:06,939
<font color="#ffff00">Morning, Colonel.</font>

727
00:39:06,979 --> 00:39:09,099
<font color="#ffff00">No Pandhi today?</font>

728
00:39:09,139 --> 00:39:12,659
You're our vet, Farnon, for now, at
any rate.

729
00:39:14,219 --> 00:39:16,659
<font color="#ffff00">Well, I'm glad we managed to squeeze</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you in.</font>

730
00:39:22,779 --> 00:39:26,139
<font color="#ffff00">Yes, prepare the patient</font>
<font color="#ffff00">for the operation.</font>

731
00:39:26,179 --> 00:39:28,099
COW MOOS

732
00:39:37,259 --> 00:39:38,899
<font color="#ffff00">Thank you.</font>

733
00:39:44,979 --> 00:39:46,579
<font color="#ffff00">Right. This is where we go in.</font>

734
00:39:48,419 --> 00:39:51,019
<font color="#ffff00">I hope you aren't squeamish,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">it's not for the faint hearted.</font>

735
00:39:51,059 --> 00:39:54,459
I've seen blood before, you needn't
worry, I shan't faint.

736
00:40:03,379 --> 00:40:06,139
<font color="#ffff00">Now, you see the rumen exposed,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the cow's first stomach,</font>

737
00:40:06,179 --> 00:40:08,059
<font color="#ffff00">you know they have four?</font>

738
00:40:10,219 --> 00:40:12,899
Hang on Farnon, that doesn't look
too clever.

739
00:40:12,939 --> 00:40:15,739
<font color="#ffff00">Um, yes, it's probably just</font>
<font color="#ffff00">a bit of ruminal gas.</font>

740
00:40:15,779 --> 00:40:16,819
<font color="#ffff00">Wouldn't you say?</font>

741
00:40:16,859 --> 00:40:18,299
<font color="#00ff00">Aye, probably.</font>

742
00:40:21,539 --> 00:40:24,419
<font color="#ffff00">James, could I borrow you for a</font>
<font color="#ffff00">second?</font>

743
00:40:26,619 --> 00:40:29,859
Farnon, what was it you said,
the finest vet in the district?

744
00:40:29,899 --> 00:40:31,579
You're putting on a right show, now.

745
00:40:31,619 --> 00:40:33,979
<font color="#00ff00">Siegfried, do you not think</font>
<font color="#00ff00">the good Colonel could</font>

746
00:40:34,019 --> 00:40:37,059
<font color="#00ff00">benefit from seeing some of your</font>
<font color="#00ff00">handiwork up close?</font>

747
00:40:40,739 --> 00:40:44,499
<font color="#ffff00">You know, you really are full</font>
<font color="#ffff00">of good ideas at the moment, James.</font>

748
00:40:44,539 --> 00:40:46,499
<font color="#ffff00">Yes, Colonel, come in.</font>

749
00:40:46,539 --> 00:40:48,419
<font color="#ffff00">Come in, that's it.</font>

750
00:40:48,459 --> 00:40:51,019
<font color="#ffff00">That's it, a little closer.</font>

751
00:40:51,059 --> 00:40:53,259
<font color="#ffff00">Scalpel, please.</font>

752
00:40:53,299 --> 00:40:55,859
<font color="#00ffff">There we are.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Thank you.</font>

753
00:40:55,899 --> 00:40:57,219
<font color="#ffff00">Ready, Colonel?</font>

754
00:40:57,259 --> 00:40:59,059
Oh, get on with it, Farnon.

755
00:41:03,259 --> 00:41:05,099
Oh, oh.

756
00:41:08,099 --> 00:41:10,219
COLONEL MERRICK: Absolutely...

757
00:41:16,059 --> 00:41:18,699
<font color="#ffff00">That's what the problem was. What do</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you make of that?</font>

758
00:41:18,739 --> 00:41:21,459
Farnon, what the...
<font color="#ffff00">It's Mr Farnon...</font>

759
00:41:21,499 --> 00:41:23,339
<font color="#ffff00">..and my bill will be in the post.</font>

760
00:41:28,299 --> 00:41:29,939
<font color="#ffff00">Well, I thought that went rather</font>
<font color="#ffff00">well.</font> <font color="#00ffff">Mm.</font>

761
00:41:29,979 --> 00:41:33,379
<font color="#00ff00">Absolutely.</font> <font color="#00ffff">Quite the show.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Text book.</font>

762
00:41:33,419 --> 00:41:36,059
COLONEL MERRICK: God, absolutely
covered in the stuff.

763
00:41:38,779 --> 00:41:40,499
You'll have to keep him inside for a
few days

764
00:41:40,539 --> 00:41:41,939
to keep the wound clean.

765
00:41:41,979 --> 00:41:44,179
But I'm pleased with how the
infection is clearing up.

766
00:41:44,219 --> 00:41:46,659
<font color="#ffff00">Well, we can't thank you enough,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Mr Herriot.</font>

767
00:41:46,699 --> 00:41:48,219
No trouble at all.

768
00:41:49,739 --> 00:41:51,419
Mrs Hall will show you out.

769
00:41:51,459 --> 00:41:53,139
<font color="#ffff00">Come on, then, Rock, here we go.</font>

770
00:42:00,059 --> 00:42:02,659
<font color="#ffff00">It looks like these two have</font>
<font color="#ffff00">become firm friends.</font>

771
00:42:02,699 --> 00:42:05,059
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, we'll be sorry to see him go.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Won't we, Jess?</font>

772
00:42:05,099 --> 00:42:07,259
<font color="#ffff00">I'm sure they could see each other</font>
<font color="#ffff00">again.</font>

773
00:42:07,299 --> 00:42:09,099
<font color="#ffff00">We could take them for a walk</font>
<font color="#ffff00">together.</font>

774
00:42:10,539 --> 00:42:12,699
<font color="#00ffff">One of the men usually take Jess</font>
<font color="#00ffff">out.</font>

775
00:42:14,179 --> 00:42:17,059
<font color="#ffff00">Ah, well, never mind.</font>

776
00:42:17,099 --> 00:42:19,899
<font color="#ffff00">Maybe we'll see you out</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and about, hey, Jess.</font>

777
00:42:23,059 --> 00:42:25,419
<font color="#ffff00">When you grow tired of moving</font>
<font color="#ffff00">your clock forward,</font>

778
00:42:25,459 --> 00:42:27,339
<font color="#ffff00">let me know and I'll come fix it.</font>

779
00:42:29,299 --> 00:42:31,419
<font color="#ffff00">Lost time is never found again.</font>

780
00:42:33,699 --> 00:42:35,419
<font color="#ffff00">Come on, Rock, let's go.</font>

781
00:42:45,379 --> 00:42:47,259
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, hold on.</font>

782
00:42:47,299 --> 00:42:49,859
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, Helen, love, good to see you.</font>

783
00:42:49,899 --> 00:42:51,019
<font color="#ffff00">Is James about?</font>

784
00:42:51,059 --> 00:42:52,899
<font color="#00ffff">In there.</font>

785
00:42:52,939 --> 00:42:54,299
Come in.

786
00:42:54,339 --> 00:42:56,699
I'm just clearing up, won't be a
second.

787
00:43:00,819 --> 00:43:02,939
<font color="#ffff00">Sorry we lost each other last night.</font>

788
00:43:02,979 --> 00:43:04,459
Oh, it's fine, don't worry.

789
00:43:05,699 --> 00:43:08,179
<font color="#ffff00">It's been so long since I caught up</font>
<font color="#ffff00">with everyone.</font>

790
00:43:08,219 --> 00:43:10,579
<font color="#ffff00">I've known most of them since we</font>
<font color="#ffff00">were kids.</font>

791
00:43:10,619 --> 00:43:13,299
Oh, it's all right, I understand.

792
00:43:13,339 --> 00:43:17,299
It was the same for me when I went
home, seeing everyone again.

793
00:43:17,339 --> 00:43:19,939
<font color="#ffff00">It feels strange hearing you call</font>
<font color="#ffff00">somewhere else home.</font>

794
00:43:19,979 --> 00:43:21,539
<font color="#ffff00">You belong here.</font>

795
00:43:21,579 --> 00:43:23,219
<font color="#ffff00">This is your home.</font>

796
00:43:27,179 --> 00:43:30,779
<font color="#ffff00">I looked for you last night,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">couldn't find you?</font>

797
00:43:30,819 --> 00:43:32,539
I got dragged into a conversation
outside

798
00:43:32,579 --> 00:43:35,219
with Gene Gilbert and
Mr Summers.

799
00:43:35,259 --> 00:43:38,019
Once they get their teeth in,
they're hard to shake off.

800
00:43:39,859 --> 00:43:42,019
<font color="#ffff00">I would've liked to have danced with</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you again.</font>

801
00:43:46,339 --> 00:43:48,259
If your toes could take it.

802
00:43:50,859 --> 00:43:52,819
<font color="#ffff00">Last night were the first time in a</font>
<font color="#ffff00">long time</font>

803
00:43:52,859 --> 00:43:56,339
<font color="#ffff00">that I've felt like myself again...</font>

804
00:43:56,379 --> 00:43:58,219
<font color="#ffff00">..and I was only there because of</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you.</font>

805
00:44:53,539 --> 00:44:56,979
<font color="#ffff00">Everything all right with</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Miss Alderson?</font>

806
00:44:57,019 --> 00:44:58,619
Aye, grand.

807
00:45:00,099 --> 00:45:01,979
Everything's grand.